Most girls in America when they get dumped they go on shopping sprees and spend too much money and then they eat too much ice cream and hate themselves even more. Well, Kim Kardashian is no different, you know. The fact that she gets to do so in Paris, well, not exactly all American, but, Kim doesn’t exactly like to play by the rules now, does she. Here she is seen leaving her Paris hotel with mommy dearest to do some shopping. Before this particular trip Kim reportedly dropped over $100,000 on designer handbags at Hermes, which by our calculation, is exactly two and a half purses. And why? She’s mending a broken heart, give her a break. Yep it’s true. Kim Kardashian has reportedly split from her football star boyfriend Miles Austin. The 29-year-old socialite – who has been dating the Dallas Cowboys player since August – is said to have “called time” on their relationship before heading to Europe with mum, Kris Jenner. Says our friend “Close Source”:

“They broke up about a week ago. It’s typical after a break for Kim to take some time by herself. When she broke up with Reggie Bush she went to Mexico and now after her break with Miles she went to Europe.”

However, friends of the ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ star haven’t ruled out a reconciliation between the pair in the future. The source added to gossip website RadarOnline.com: “I’m sure they’ll be on and off again but at the moment, they are 100 per cent definitely off.” Well now, that’s about as clear as mud, no? The brunette beauty – who also split from NFL player Reggie Bush earlier in the year – recently admitted that while her family are keen for her to find love with a Hollywood star, she just wants a “normal Armenian boy”. Kim explained: “I’m dating. But I don’t like blind dates. My mother is trying to come up with all these names in Hollywood, and I’m like, ‘Just get me out of here, I want a normal Armenian boy.’ I absolutely love them.” Is there something about Armenian men we don’t know? Good luck with that one Kimmy. And don’t forget, no matter what, you’ll always have the bags you bought in Paris.

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Awww, and all this time we’ve been bashing the Kardashian “socialites” they’ve been laughing their way to the banks. Orrrrr….Khloe just landed herself a car payment she will have no idea what to do with. Here is the most recently married Kardashian girl, Khloe Kardashian just after making an appearance at an LA radio station KIIS-FM before heading over to the Jimmy Kimmel studios to satisfy more media hunger. What was she promoting? Who knows, possibly a new earrings line at Dash? I repeat, who knows, she’s not exactly the kind of girl people wake up early to catch on the radio, or stay up late just to see on Jimmy Kimmel. But given this extraordinary kick ass outfit and heels, and the new Rolls Royce she just shelled out $400,000 for her hubby, whatever it is that she is doing, she’s getting either a very nice paycheck or a very sweet line of credit for it. Does she KNOW you have to make those payments EVERY month? Hard to say, we could say that apparently the real money is in pretending your diet supplements work. The face of QuickTrim, Khloe Kardashian, laid down $400,000 to buy her husband Lamar Odom a white Rolls Royce. So we know how she fit into that dress, but can she keep up with the lifestyle that goes with it?

“It was a Lakers championship present,” Khloe’s mom Kris Jenner gushed to E! News. “Fabulous!”

Lakers forward Lamar was showing off his new snazzmobile while leaving L.A. steakhouse Boa on Monday night. He was with his two children from his first marriage, Destiny, 10, and Lamar Jr., 8. Khloe and Lamar wed on their one-month anniversary of meeting, September 27, right before Lamar got seriously busy with basketball and Khloe got seriously busy with… the things… that she does… Anyway, now that the basketball season is over, they’re planning to finally fit a honeymoon in. With all that cash in their pockets, they’re heading to the exotic land of Mexico (a noted 20 minute drive), Lamar has said.

“We’re excited to take two weeks, go out of the country, leave our cell phones behind. We want to be with each other. We’re so in love. I’m a little–it’s a little obsessive.”

Oh don’t worry! Now that you actually have time to get to know each other, that will clear right up. But we’re not buying that about Khloe leaving her crackberry behind. But oh well, they will figure that out once they actually START to get to know each other…..right?

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Well the Kardashian clan has been working really hard to come up with something that is headline worthy, so they figured using big terms like plastic surgery would do it. Guess it has for the time being. Here they were spotted at the Kitson boutique on Robertson Blvd to launch their new jewelry line. They laughed and smiled and signed autographs while promoting the “Kardashian Collection by Virgin Saints + Angels”. But you know them, it’s not ALWAYS about the bling. They don’t even need the tabloids doing these big gotcha stories on the Kardashians. They’ll totally just tell you themselves. Especially you, Nightline! Nightline, the show that no one ever references and yet here we are talking about it twice in the same week, sat the Kardashian sisters and their mom Kris down for a chat, and before you could spell Tijuana rhinoplasty, Kim was talking about what Cynthia McFadden would see if Kim took her bra off.

“Trust me honey, if I take this bra off you will tell me I need to get them done. I’m totally not against plastic surgery. … I’ve tried Botox before. That’s the only thing that I’ve done.”

Did the rhinoplasty lengthen there, Kimmy, or does that only happen to wooden puppets caught in the act of lying. And at the other end of the shallow pool, the Kardashian formerly known as The Pregnant One, Kourtney, totally cops to a boob job.

“I have had breast implants, but it’s so funny ’cause it’s not a secret. (it never was Kourt) I could care less. It’s so funny because the ‘before’ picture that [In Touch] showed was after I had my boob job, so I’m like, they should have written ‘before Mason’ and ‘after Mason.’ Like my boobs have, like, tripled since breastfeeding.”

And here we go with the too much information buzzer. As for Khloe Kardashian, the only thing she had that was fake was her wedding. Ok, fine, so just because it was an incredibly successful episode of their reality show doesn’t necessarily mean it was fake. Right? Right. Let’s see what headlines the girls can create NEXT time, shall we?

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Ah yes, one of the phoniest socialites in Tinseltown is working hard to dispel that image of hers by starting yet another reality show called “Getting Real”. And I guess filming reality television is the only way she knows how to be productive, as she will be using this show to “reach out” and cover topics that today’s young woman may have difficulties dealing with. The mainstay of these topics? The time of the month. And of course the show will be financed by the feminine hygiene brand of Kotex. Kim Kardashian reveals the time of the month isn’t a touchy subject in her household and wants girls to be comfortable talking about it. In the videos, the Kardashians tell all about their own personal experiences and give girls advice on the changes to their body. It must be “real” because she’s even blogged about it.

“So… let’s talk about PERIODS!! We all get ‘em but it’s kind of a taboo subject, right? There are six females in our family, so it’s never been a touchy subject for us! Having my mum and my sisters around me, I couldn’t have asked for a better support system, and now Khloe, Kourt and I try to make Kendall and Kylie feel just as comfortable and realise there’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Because not everyone is as open as us Kardashian girls, Khloe, mom and I decided it was time to help young women realise that getting your period is nothing to be self conscious of… We all remember the day we first got ours, where we were, who we told… I was with Rob of all people haha. We just shot a series of ‘Getting Real’ videos with U by Kotex.”

I will make sure an alert is sounded well enough in advance, as the too much information buzzer is about to go. And loud. It is a sad sad day when the only thing that will get the Kardashians some media attention is….the one topic nobody wants to know about. Particularly with them.

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Oh yes, we were all waiting with baited breath once the final minutes of the Superbowl rolled over, weren’t we? Even Yahoo and Google were hyping up their servers to accommodate the news that was expected, but it seems all they had to offer the world was Kim Kardashian googling herself again to see what people were and weren’t saying about her. Here she is sans her infamous pink velvet pant suit in her usual overloaded makeup style on a night out with pal Brittny Gastineau. And it seems that there may be an obvious reason why her left hand is not so apparent to the paparazzi, as it seems she has a little bit of humble pie to eat with aforementioned hand. Just days before the Superbowl last Sunday, the reality TV star blurted out on a radio show that her New Orleans Saints player beau would pop the question if his team won America’s biggest sporting event. And since we all know that she and her entire Kardashian clan are big time headline seekers, all major search engines may have had a bit of a downer on Monday morning. Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend Reggie Bush may have triumphed in the Super Bowl, but so far it seems he’s failed to honour his promise of marriage. The Saints stormed to victory against the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday – but there’s still no sign of an engagement ring for Kardashian. When asked by a local newspaper whether the NFL star had popped the question since his big win, she said:

“No, he hasn’t proposed. But let this moment be about Reggie’s ring and not about mine.”

“Mine” she says as if there is actually a ring that she owns at this point, when it is becoming very clear there is not. And maybe there just won’t ever be. The celebrity couple – dubbed “the Bush and the Tush” because of Kardashian’s famously round derriere – rekindled their romance last year after previously splitting due to their busy schedules. Now that Reggie is on a little football hiatus, and Kimmy girl is still looking for that next headline, what the heck is he waiting for? Enquiring minds want to know, most notably, the Kardashian family who are on baited breath waiting to film the next episode of their not so well like reality show. One with an engagement party perhaps? Or a sisterly huddle and cuddle to console the not so fianced Kimmy.

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There’s not much to know about Kim Kardashian, since there’s not really much exciting about her. But one thing that she knows is that she likes herself, a lot a lot. And she seems to have managed to find a way to make a career out of that oddly enough, as have her headline hungry family. But if she stops looking good while she’s not doing anything, then well, she’s going to stop making a living from doing nothing at all. So she has to keep up the maintenance. Here she is showing off how much she likes herself as she makes her way to the only place to be, Phillippe to have dinner with her sisters. No sign of Paris though. And now the C lister starlets have been cat fighting, as it seems Paris got her over plumped pout over what she is referring to as Kimmy’s “success”. That she is defining by the fact that Kim and her sisters are getting higher fees for the whole socialite thing. Well, what Paris doesn’t realize is that she just needs her sister to meet a guy, and get pregnant AND married in the same night to trump what the Kardashian girls have been pulling. DUH. And all the while all Kimmy can whine about is why everybody is spreading this rumor that is as ugly as the wrinkles she’s hiding. The one that she’s been having some plastics done herself. But, Kimbohas denied rumours she has had plastic surgery. The 28-year-old *cough* “beauty” was rumoured to have had a nose job and her lips made smaller, however she pished toshed them. On her blog, so it must be true.
Star Magazine is saying I had plastic surgery to make my nose and lips smaller! Why would someone want smaller lips?! LOL.
Talking about the two photos comparing her alleged before and after looks, she said:

“In the first photo I am about 14lbs heavier than the second photo! Your face always looks different when you lose weight, plus with the contouring on my nose it gives the illusion of a thinner nose. I actually think my nose looks smaller in the first pic than it does in the second. It’s ridiculous… it’s all about the makeup and the angle from which the photo was taken! It’s no secret I contour my nose now to make the bump go away!”

But when most celebrities are questioned on this, they don’t really drag on and on about it.Instead of the standard celebrity rep quip of “I’ve never had work done”, we get this whole blah about more stuff she thinks the world cares about…or believes. You know, it would be refreshing for celebs to just tell the truth wouldn’t it? It would make it harder to make fun of them, but it would be refreshing.

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