Here is Kim Kardashian jaunting around L.A. and it looks like she has forgotten a little more than her Touche Eclat. Kim is sporting the au naturale look, and for someone who is earning a reputation for being high maintenance, it’s more than a little alarming. Gotta say, she’s definitely not one of those girls that looks pretty even without makeup. But Kim may have other things on her mind, she is still pretty ticked at her ‘former’ BFF Paris Hilton. You may recall that Paris recently made a comment about Kim’s butt, something along the lines of ‘cottage cheese in a trashbag’. Kim publicly forgave Paris’ public apology, but the truth is, Kim is still ticked. On a recent vacay in Mexico, Kim was able to score some Ed Hardy clothes and swimsuits for her and her sisters, but only under one condition. That Paris not be given any of the clothes. She even tried to call the paparazzi to tip them off that she’d be wearing Ed Hardy. But for Paris, Kim didn’t want her to enjoy the spoils. Sheesh, the things you have to DO to get in the public eye when you are on the D-list.
Here we have Kimberly Stewart looking a little worse for wear as she is out on the town. I’m thinking this has to be towards the end of the evening. Kimberly spent the night out at the hip Village Lounge in West Hollywood with her pal British fashion designer Sadie Frost. As we know, Sadie Frost is the lucky lucky girl who was once married to the always sexy Jude Law. And it looks like Kimberly is in good hands, literally, with Sadie keeping her in tow. You have to know looking good counts when you are out on the town with a fashion designer. I love the pink trench coat and tights look that Kimberly has here, so simple and yet so chic as well. And Sadie of course is pulling out all the stops with an assymetrical glam look. Glitz upon glitz, you have to know that only a designer could pull that look off. Nicely done!
Ok, has anyone thought of recommending the squat exercise out to Kimberly Stewart? This is just gross. Come on, don’t tell me that she doesn’t know she looks like that. There IS such a cut as boy short in the event that your behind is covered in cottage cheese. And in the meantime, squat girl, lunge, something, anything. And if she can’t do that, at least she could find something to cover that up so that WE don’t have to suffer. Is that even a bikini? Hmmm….it is looking more like undergarment to me, bikini bottoms tend to have a little more strength to them. Oh gross, I can neither look nor speak of this any more….
Kimberly Stewart gets a burger at the McDonald’s drive-thru and probably put it on her tab. She does have a tab doesn’t she? She is like their freakin’ spokeswoman, isn’t she!?
And here we have the oh-so charming Kimberley Stewart and Tommy Lee together again. Didn’t we tell you this one was on the backburner? Now the heat with them is cranked to max, and so is the barf-o-meter. This is them leaving the Courtney Love concert in L.A. What, is that a getaway car they are in? Ew, ick, puke, yukc. Let’s play that game, you know, “one of these things is uglier than the other”. Can you guess? I know, tough call.
Kimberly Stewart and Callum Best have been spotted together again on a shopping jaunt in Malibu, though this time they kept some reasonable space from each other. The juice is that Kimberly has apparently hooked up with Tommy Lee, even though she and Callum have been noticed in each other’s presence more than a few times. So what’s the deal with the ten steps behind then? Oh, I get it. Yeah, cuz if I was hanging out with someone that forgot to put on a skirt AND shoes, I’d keep my distance too. Too much information honey, we can see your underpants. (or is that a bikini? Who knows, it’s still gross if you are out shopping like that) Watch out for the doo doo Kimbo, oh, and Cyndi Lauper called and wants her sunglasses back.
Kimberly Stewart checks into her hotel (in London?) with her own personal stash of Micky Dees. I wonder if she knows that she’s become a spokesperson for it!? What a cute bag they have in the UK… white and lime green looking like a posh shop’s carrier bag.