Why is it that every time I see a picture of Kirsten Dunst she just looks so washed out? Maybe because she IS?? So whenever I hear of new man news with her, it’s always shocking to me. Kristen Dunst is just iso plain looking, who in Hollywood would want that? Well, according to Life & Style Magazine, it seems that that Kiki’s former right hand man Johnny Borrell wised up to it, but now she’s been spotted with sexy pro surfer dude Kelly Slater. Everytime I hear surfer (pro or not) I just hear the word dude in my head so I have to say it out loud. You know, they aren’t exactly known as being rocket scientists, so maybe that’s why he’s hooking up with her. But Slater has to be doing something right, this is the same man who has been linked to the likes of Cameron Diaz, Gisele Bundchen, and Bar Refaeli (a model who’s also linked to Leonardo DiCaprio at one point). So with these BIG names in his little black book, what is he doing with Kirsten Dunst? The fact that he’s been around the block more than a few times might mean he’s just a man tramp, and Kirsten is acting all the smitten kitten. I doubt this will go far, and if it does, they deserve each other.

Ah yes, the ever so um, interesting Kirsten Dunst. And I think even that is a term used very loosely, because she is very quickly going on my do not care list. However, when celebrities totally lose control in public, it’s always a fun thing to see. She recently completely lost it on a photographer when she was at the airport after an across the pond jaunt from London back to the States. ‘Don’t you know I’ve been on a 12 hour fu**ing flight??!!’. Yeah, like anyone cares about how bad it is for Kirsten to be jetsetting at all hours. But, maybe she doesn’t really get how this whole photography thing is all part of being a celebrity. The picture here was taken at the St. Ambroeus restaurant in the West Village of New York City. Is it just me, or is she getting more fuggly? Is that even possible? The girls from the movie Mean Girls would be all over that snaggle tooth!

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It seems Kirsten Dunst is a little OCD when it comes to tidiness. Scooters flying through the living room and all-over Y chromosome slob-ness has forced her to ask BF Johnny Borrell to move back in with his dude pal in Muswell Hill. She is apparently a crazy clean freak and he is well, a man. So I guess the middle ground just got smaller and smaller until she couldn’t deal with it anymore. You have to wonder what you are getting into when you live with someone named Johnny, though don’t you? And here she is out on a shopping stint, finally wearing Chanel the way it was intended.

Uh, support garment anyone? I never really considered Kirsten Dunst to be a real beauty. I think she has one of those looks that needs a team and a little work to be red carpet ready. She probably knows this too, so she should know that when she lets a few of her stylists off for the night, BAD things happen as is evidenced here. I think with the right photographer and backdrop, this could pass for the classic mug shot. Because that is the vibe I am getting off this ‘not her personal best’ moment.