Yes, there is news of Lindsay Lohan these days, but as usual, it’s not good. She’s spotted here at the Coachella Festival looking like a…well, looking like a girl at a festival and we will leave it at that. But despite her attempts at not being a trainwreck, in any area of her life, she is still making headlines. And here I thought all that was going to happen to Lindsay Lohan this week was jail. Boy was I wrong! This time it seems we should all be excited over the fact that she passed two drug tests, yep, that’s a headliner if I ever saw one. We all know Lilo was ordered by a court to agree to random screening under the conditions of her recent probation hearing for driving under the influence convictions – and it sounds like she is doing well in her bid to stay sober…at THIS moment in time. Our friend “Close Source” told RadarOnline.com: “She is clear of illegal substances. She has already taken two tests and passed both.” The 23-year-old star – who was also told she must wear an alcohol-monitoring SCRAM bracelet – has impressed her parents with her bid to stay “on the straight and narrow”. Her father said just that. Michael Lohan, who has repeatedly claimed the actress needs treatment for prescription drug addiction – said: “I am happy for her. She’s on the straight and narrow. I hope it continues.” And in other news in the dysfunction that is the Lohan family, Michael and ex-wife Dina Lohan – who have feuded bitterly over their famous daughter – appeared before a judge in New York yesterday and claim their ongoing dispute over child support for their three kids is now resolved, leaving them to focus on “helping Lindsay”. Michael told X17 Online:

“I’m extremely happy with the outcome. I felt it was time to put my feelings aside and do what was right. Dina and I have entered into an agreement. I hope this is a stepping stone for us to be united, not only financially, but as parents. With this behind us, we can now focus on Lindsay.”

Two parents working together to make sure their daughter gets what she needs to stay sober? Only in America can miracles like this occur…..Stay tuned, maybe just maybe we will have more eye popping headlines that she continues to stay sober. **fingers crossed**

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We see Lindsay Lohan here doing what she does best, partying on a yacht , but in this case, the locale of her party times are in Cannes during the Cannes Film Festival. And it looks like this local of choice may have made things a little difficult for a court appearance. But Judge, she has a really really good excuse *cough* reason THIS time. That volcano in Iceland is still clogging the European skies with ash cloud, affecting the travel plans of thousands. But the real victim, naturally, is Lindsay Lohan. The 23-year-old is at the Cannes Film Festival, where she is attending glam parties, being wooed by luxury accessory line Chopard, and meeting with press for unknown reasons. And secretly the Vodka salespeople remain relieved that the starlet remains free. In the jurisprudence understatement of the year, Judge Martha Revel cites there is “probable cause” to believe Lindsay Lohan has violated the terms of her probation. That’s like saying there’s probable cause to believe that Madonna works out, but whatever, we’ve got to respect the US justice system and let it do whatever it does. Although yesterday’s arrest warrant and steep bail charges may have been comforting to regular folk who feel that celebrities are unfairly coddled by the courts (remember Paris?), it also proves that money goes a long way towards softening a legal snafoo. Soon after the news of Lohan’s imminent arrest broke, her people plopped down the $10,000 necessary to secure her temporary freedom, and the judge recalled the warrant (the remaining $90,000 will be collected later). The previously employed actress is now set to appear in court on Monday at 8:30. The arrest warrant had been issued after Lohan failed to attend a scheduled court date yesterday morning. The starlet was busy partying in Cannes, claiming that volcanic ash and a lost passport prevented her from catching her flight back home. Fortunately for the court’s credibility, the judge wasn’t buying any of it. It looks like this is not a situation Lohan will be able to charm her way out of, and she could face up to 180 days in jail. My advice to LiLo? Listen to your lawyers and don’t throw any drinks at the judge.

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Lindsay Lohan spotted here doing what she does best, partying, but if only she could find someone to pay her for doing so as she is now being linked with the dreaded word in Hollywood “unbankable” and is being dropped by, well just about everybody, including her latest film project. The movie, “The Other Side” which also stars Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi and Alanis Morissette, is about a graduate student working on a deserted island.

“Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement,” director David Michaels told TMZ.com.

The website claims the film’s financiers did not believe they could rely on Lohan. And that’s not all, a big time department boutique in Beverly Hills has dropped her from the campaign she was slotted for replacing her with a former Victoria Secret model. Ouch. That hasta hurt. And while most actresses would smile gracefully and move on, those with less talent don’t act so graciously, as Lilo was back to her old ways soon after her agent dropped the news. The troubled actress is said to have hurled her drink – and the glass – at celebrity DJ Ronson while she sat with pals at Los Angeles hotspot, Trousdale on Friday night making her banned from the night spot from here on out. An onlooker told a US newspaper:

“Samantha was DJing and went to sit with her friends when Lindsay stormed over and threw a glass at her head. Glass flew everywhere, and Samantha looked really shaken up. The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she’ll never come back.”

Ronson, who was not hurt in the melee, later wrote on micro-blogging website, Twitter: “Just got a glass thrown at my head… Hmmm – wonder who did it.” A representative for Lohan was unavailable for comment. A little strange no? Usually when the stars DIDNT do it, the reps are all over the boards saying no no no, but not Lilo’s…hm. Shocking.

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Yes, there is news of Lindsay Lohan these days, but as usual, it’s not good. She’s spotted here at the Coachella Festival looking like a…well, looking like a girl at a festival and we will leave it at that. But despite her attempts at not being a trainwreck, in any area of her life, she is still making headlines. And here I thought all that was going to happen to Lindsay Lohan this week was jail. Boy was I wrong! More family drama which is getting only too predictable right now. Her father Michael Daddy Lohan stormed Lindsay’s fortress of shoes yesterday with a police officer. Michael talked a cop into crashing Lindsay’s apartment because her 16-year-old sister Ali Lohan has been staying there, and, well, one daughter falling into cactuses is plenty. Shockingly, there was nothing illegal going on at that minute, and Michael and his entourage of cops were forced to leave. And as you can imagine, with Twitter alive and well, this took about three seconds to get into the public gossip domain as Lindsay took to Twitter, because the world may not be aware that the Lohan family has problems. “I have no choice but to make this public, due to my sister’s safety, as well as my own,” she wrote, with surprisingly accurate spelling.

“‘My ex-dad’ just WALKED INTO MY APT like the devil’s advocate with officers…. let’s not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY.”

That sounds about right. Meanwhile, the rest of the Lohan family were running to the sleazy media outlet of their choice. “Michael walked into the apartment, looked right at Ali and said, ‘I’m looking for my daughter Ali, is she here?” Lindsay’s mom Dina told Radar. “That’s from Ali’s lips to God’s ears. He didn’t even recognize his own daughter.” Living in Lindsay’s shadow much? Never! For his part, Michael doesn’t think he did anything wrong.

“I went to the police department concerned about Ali’s welfare. I wanted to check on Ali. I want to make sure she’s ok. She’s 16 and she doesn’t belong there!”

Maybe daddy dearest should start refreshing his memory with daughter’s glossies, and THEN worry about where and when they don’t belong. As for that prison term we thought Lindsay was going to get, the dramacentric star was due in court for a deposition today. She’s being sued over that famous incident where she chased her assistant all over L.A. in someone else’s car. After skipping the first court date last week, she missed the rescheduled session again today. If she doesn’t show on May 4, the judge won’t reschedule again. There’s so much happening with her right now (as usual), but I’m confident she knows how to handle this: go out tonight, pull someone’s hair, throw a drink at someone from MTV, and then leave in something stolen. I mean, it is Friday.

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Jealous much? Lindsay Lohan is seen here draped in glitz and glam while reportedly sitting front row at Roberto Cavalli’s fashion show in Milan Fashion Week. But this isn’t even the best picture of this event, as after the show she was then seen drapped all over Cavalli himself. Must be nice. And when you have that kind of lifestyle, I guess it really doesn’t matter WHO you are dating, when you clearly have some strings in the world of fabulosity. But this time the rumors that she has gone back to boys may actually be true. Tho Lindsay Lohan says she’s not dating Gareth Geno, a British DJ, all signs seem to be saying otherwise. But then, she also says he’s so cute she’s going to have to move to London. So maybe she’s lying, or maybe the media is lying, or maybe her long-lost twin from The Parent Trap has returned to spread some rumors. The Mirror saw her hanging out with Gareth at Sketch nightclub in London on Wednesday. She was doing a guest DJ stint, and he was helping her. But the club was more interested in what they were seeing than what they were hearing. Lindsay and Gareth were holding hands and he was feeding her chips, the Mirror reports. “Dance!” she yelled to the crowd at one point. “I feel like I’m in a f–king zoo.” Apparently all that work (that work being getting looked at) was too much to bear. She made an early exit, but not before dropping a cute “see you later, baby” on her new DJ arm candy. He joined her later at the snooty club Bungalow 8, where the Mirror overheard her saying, “I have to move to London. He’s so cute.” When grilled by Gossip Cop on the man cute enough for her to quit her life in L.A., she denied everything. “Nooo I am not [dating him],” she said. “He’s a friend, geez.” Lindsay might not want to douse this rumour so fast. Samantha Ronson made a killing off DJ-ing events while she was dating Lindsay, because the presumption was that they’d come together. They should just team up as a couple, DJ a bunch of events, and split the profits. It would be so fauxmantic! And maybe THEN Samantha will believe that Lindsay really meant it all that time she said she was going to go back to boys.

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Hard to say with this pair as they truly seem to be the kind that you never know where they are going, as even during a long tumultuous split, they can’t seem to stay out of the headlines. So here we go again, though now it’s 2010 and Lindsay Lohan is STILL being seen coming out of the Bardot lounge, and she’s back to one of her original hair colors as well. And it wasn’t long after this night that Lindsay recently Tweeted that she’d like to move to Britain because they have better DJ’s, and the whole world knows that whenever Lilo says the word DJ, she must be “back in love” again. But it doesn’t matter how many room-service trays Lindsay Lohan has thrown, or how many shrubs she’s run over, because of Samantha Ronson. All signs do seem to indicate that Lindsay is still holding a candle, or at least a menthol cigarette, for her ex-girlfriend.

“She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe.”
The couple split up last year, and Sam’s fashion designer sister Charlotte looked into getting a restraining order against Lindsay. But only because Lindsay was just too awesome. On Samantha’s family, Lilo also has some thoughts there.

“Her family is very involved in her relationships and that was difficult. All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn’t fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing in terms of her becoming more famous than the rest of them.”

Yes. Samantha’s loved ones were concerned because Lindsay is just so famous. Not because she throws tantrums and steals clothes and writes things to Sam on Twitter like, “you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i’m gross*thx.” Lindsay thinks this drama was really just normal stuff, but it got blown up because Lindsay is a very important actress, as seen in such hit movies from five years ago as Herbie: Fully Loaded. “Everyone has ups and downs – it’s normal,” she says. “But in front of the public eye they’re going to take the downs and make it seem like they’re a million times worse.” Of course. Who hasn’t stormed out into the hallway of a hotel and fought with their partner until hotel security AND Page Six have been called? I don’t know what’s more disturbing–that Lindsay thinks that’s normal, or that she’s considering getting back into it.

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