Guy Ritchie Laughs His Way to the Bank
Tuesday, December 16th, 2008Focus Pictures, PacificCoastNews.com
Well the ugliness that was Mr. and Mrs. Madonna has come to an end, and with a very high, or a very small, price tag. This is one of those situations where perspective is relative. For me? 75 mil is quite a big pocket of dabloons. For someone whose net worth is almost ten times that much, it’s lunch money. But yes, the divorce settlement between Madonna and Guy Ritchie has come to fruition, and Guy will be laughing his way to the bank over it. Madonna has been ordered to pay Guy an alimony and divorce settlement in the range of the 50 million pound mark, which translates roughly to about $75 million US. In this settlement Guy will get to keep the couple’s country home, the Ashcombe House, as well as the pub they (now onece) shared called the Punchbowl. So Guy Ritchie has been reduced to nothing more than a bar owner with a fancy home and a sweet bag of Christmas cash, and Madonna, well, she’ll make up that settlement and then some in her Sticky and Sweet tour. In fact, she already has, as this tour is another of Madonna’s record setting news makers, and has already grossed over $230 million dollars. Part of the cash settlement does include the value of the homes, so he won’t walk away with $75 million straight cash, but, does it matter? The issue that makes this sum so grotesque however is that this is the highest divorce settlement in the entertainment industry of all time. Oh yes, even higher than the one that Sir Paul McCartney had to pay out to his psycho ex-wife Heather Mills. In fact, it may even be the highest divorce settlement EVER, with the previously largest payout going to insurance tycoon’s John Charman’s ex wife who got just a little less, with $48 million pounds, which isn’t a whole lot less than $75 million USD, give or take a few million. The funny thing is that the Madonna divorce cost more than the McCartney divorce, and yet, they had the same divorce lawyer. What does this say about the entertainment industry? Does this mean that Madonna is a bigger star than Paul McCartney…..ouch, as we hear a collective protest rising up from any Beatles fan former or otherwise. Sir Paul McCartney is definitely an icon, and a name that will make money for many generations to come, but no, I don’t think this is what the settlement infers. I think the Heather/Paul thing was actually much uglier, and Paul just wasn’t budging for her, and with Madonna, I think she just wanted the whole thing to be over with plain and simple. Two tickets to a Sticky and Sweet concert, $100 bucks. One divorce settlement, $75 million. The cost of freedom? Priceless.










