Miranda Kerr is seen looking just as pretty as ever striking a pose with a blue balloon and a large umbrella in the ever so fashionable Meatpacking District of New York City. And little did anyone know during this shoot that Miranda was keeping a little more than we thought “under wraps” as she and Orlando Bloom have just revealed that their wedding may have been a little more “shotgun” than we would have expected. Well aren’t these two just full of surprises. Following their June engagement and July wedding, supermodel Miranda Kerr tells Spanish Vogue that she’s carrying Orlando Bloom’s baby.

“Yes, I am pregnant. Four months along.”

So what does that mean for Baby Bloom? Unless one of these two are distantly related to an ogre, expect stunning superhuman beauty. Celebrities traditionally don’t reveal their pregnancy until after the crucial first trimester, but between morning sickness and the beginnings of a belly, Miranda struggled to keep the secret.

“I remember on one occasion in the early days [of my pregnancy] when it was still too soon to say anything, and I had a dreadful time at one job. And you can’t really use the excuse “oh don’t mind me, it’s just this Pucci print making me barf” without raising some eyebrows.”

Aw, that’s the poor life of a supermodel, when you are desperately seeking anything within arm’s length, even *gasp* Pucci, to blame for the vomit. Don’t bring Pucci into this!

Photograph: Scope Australia, PacificCoastNews.com**

Oh yes, when you are pretty and rich and find someone ELSE that is pretty and rich then you KNOW…wow, this is the stuff soul mates are made of. Here is one of the world’s prettiest chickitas, Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Angel, strutting out of a Beverly Hills hotel wearing a sexy red dress and some killer heels. At the time of this picture, not that long ago, she was only known as “Miranda Kerr, dating Orlando Bloom”, now, as she enters rooms it will be “Miranda Kerr, now engaged to Orlando Bloom”. Ah yes. New Headline. Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr announce their engagement; justice of the universe questioned. Cross another one of Jennifer Aniston’s alleged boyfriends off the list.

After three years of dating, Orlando Bloom, 33, is engaged to Australian Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, 27. This is the worst news that guy who got fired for ogling Miranda at work has heard since, well, he was fired. “Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are getting married,” his rep told Entertainment Tonight. Wow, don’t get too flowery with the announcement there. This is the first engagement for both, but they have some practice, having frequently announced their non-engaged status and subsequently using up all of my “Lord of the Engagement Rings” headlines. Previously Orlando Bloom dated Kate Bosworth for four years before breaking up in 2006. Miranda dated aspiring rock star and Tamarama lead singer Jay Lyon, better known as Whitney Port’s boyfriend on The City, for four years before they broke up in 2007. Congratulations to these two. They make a lovely couple and their children will have beautiful bone structure. What more can you ask for? Paid employment? Orlando has Pirates money AND Lord of the Rings money. He’ll just sleep in, thanks.

Photograph: Kevin Perkins/ Gaz Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com

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Here is Miranda Kerr in New York City launching the latest secret in the Victoria’s Secret line. The new product is called the Dream Angels Demi Bra and Miranda describes it as so comfortable because it will contour with your body, and it comes in a huge selection of spring colors. Miranda is one busy Angel for Victoria’s Secret lately as well. While she was in New York she helped celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Victoria’s Secret Angels and she says she’s thrilled to be part of such a big brand. No, life isn’t too rough for Miranda. She’s not only one of the prettiest things on the planet, but she’s also dating a cutie as well. Orlando Bloom is her latest squeeze and she just goes gush gush gush whenever she’s asked about him. Those poor Angels, life is rough, huh?

Source: OK! Magazine

You have to know that when you are dating a Victoria’s Secret model, especially one as hot as Miranda Kerr, that you have to maintain a certain sense of decorum. In fact, it wouldn’t hurt to go the extra mile to look fine for your girl. But this concept seems to be a little lost on Orlando Bloom who not only can’t go that extra mile, but he is even having trouble with basic personal hygiene. Orlando is now back with his on-again off-again girlfriend Miranda, and we may know now why the relationship has been more off-again than anything. Miranda’s biggest complaint is that Orlando is ‘too smelly’ and not in the Kenneth Cole Reaction kind of way. She’s actually had to ask him t shower more often, and to wash his clothes a little more. He’s been known to wear the same jeans for a week before tossing them in the wash, and it’s not just his jeans, but all his clothes. To make matters worse, he sleeps with his dog which I am sure doesn’t add much to his morning fresh face. So Miranda is putting her foot down about cleaning up a little, and the word is that he’s ‘trying’. Trying? How much effort does one need for a shower or to toss a load of laundry in? Isn’t it funny how your impression changes of celebs when you find these things out? I look at him and kind of want to just go ewww…..I can only imagine how grossed out Miranda must be.

Source: Star Magazine

Here is a short clip on the most recent Victoria’s Secret bra line, Angel’s Air. A line where the bra is literally lighter than air as the cups themselves are actually made of air. Victoria’s Secret is well known for always coming out with innovative product lines that make the bra experience not only beautiful, but comfortable as well, so this line should be a big hit. Miranda Kerr proves this point beautifully by lighting up the Victoria’s Secret runway at the 2006 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in a gorgeous white ensemble. This outfit is just stunning, and so posh I would love to have a set myself. Miranda makes this outfit look wearable by any girl, and would be the perfect addition to any holiday wardrobe. Sexy and beautiful and comfortable too, that’s what the Victoria’s Secret line is made of!!