Sworn to protect the public from evil, Superslut has taken a vow to pose every 10 seconds, expose her nipples and smile uncontrollably. What happened to Jordan??? You know, the woman on the book cover! My hero. Now, it’s a boring, freaky Phoebe Price wanna-be. Oh, how tragic. Only a few weeks ago I read about how Katie Price was upset with her appearance and thought that she was ugly. Well, keep up the plastic surgery/alterations and you will be! It’s amazing how self-destructive beauty can b. Here she is promoting her new book “Jordan, Pushed to the Limit”. Shouldn’t it be Jordan, Pulled to the Limit? It looks like she’s aged so much with all the plastic surgery. I hardly recognize her!

because she’s obviously got absolutely no fashion sense, or else she sees herself as a jaded porn star in her fake reality, called life. Here she is wearing basically nothing… a see-through halter top sans the mid-drift. OK, all joking aside. I feel badly for her. Sure, she just bought a new black Mercedes Benz, and has the world’s attention, but is she happy? I mean either she’s incredibly smart (has the paparazzi wrapped around her pinky), or she’s incredibly dumb. And, I’d have to say that I’m definitely leaning, no jumping towards the 2nd possibility. The mini breakdown and crying session from last night’s fight with Sam has got to be a hint of more drama to come. But, could it get any worse? YAH… I think it’s just the beginning. Honey, dump your “sincere” manager, Sam Lufti, and bounce!

So, here’s Eva Mendes on French TV doing some sort of interview or game show. But, that’s not all. Half way through the video there’s this question: “I’m considering buying a fur for my wife, but if you take your top off…” and Eva becomes all smug and adds in a political slant about look into where you get your fur, then I might take my top off. Well, Eva, don’t bother… we can all see your boobs anyways. Sometimes it’s painful how stupid and conceited some celebs can be. But, having your pic up with a nip slip and a stupid look on your face… that makes it all worth it. Lets hope this helps to deflate her ego a little bit.

OMG, this is not a little or half nip slip… this is the whole nipple! Mischa Barton was seen leaving the Boujis nightclub in London. Brutal… you’d think that celebrities would be wise to this and take precautions. I guess our little OC girl didn’t think it could happen to her or she just didn’t care. Whatever the reason, she looks completely clueless in the third pic where she’s smiling @ the cameras. Talk about deja vu, but with Tara Reid! Is it just me, or is she looking more and more like Ashley Olsen? Click the pic to see the uncensored version!

OMG… Britney, Britney, Britney. When will you learn? Short short skirts = paparazzi photos. I mean especially with all the phothogs right in front of her!! This isn’t her only fashion faux-pas as of late! She was also seen with a nip slip while driving in her car. Oh Britney… you never cease to amaze :P