You have to know that when you are dating a Victoria’s Secret model, especially one as hot as Miranda Kerr, that you have to maintain a certain sense of decorum. In fact, it wouldn’t hurt to go the extra mile to look fine for your girl. But this concept seems to be a little lost on Orlando Bloom who not only can’t go that extra mile, but he is even having trouble with basic personal hygiene. Orlando is now back with his on-again off-again girlfriend Miranda, and we may know now why the relationship has been more off-again than anything. Miranda’s biggest complaint is that Orlando is ‘too smelly’ and not in the Kenneth Cole Reaction kind of way. She’s actually had to ask him t shower more often, and to wash his clothes a little more. He’s been known to wear the same jeans for a week before tossing them in the wash, and it’s not just his jeans, but all his clothes. To make matters worse, he sleeps with his dog which I am sure doesn’t add much to his morning fresh face. So Miranda is putting her foot down about cleaning up a little, and the word is that he’s ‘trying’. Trying? How much effort does one need for a shower or to toss a load of laundry in? Isn’t it funny how your impression changes of celebs when you find these things out? I look at him and kind of want to just go ewww…..I can only imagine how grossed out Miranda must be.

Source: Star Magazine

Some tongues started wagging a few days ago… well last Monday when Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret Model Miranda Kerr, was seen leaving the Diavolina boutique and was walking suspiciously close to Brandon Davis. When Miranda realized there were cameras outside, she broke up from her ‘almost walk’ with Brandon and went the other way with one of her girlfriends. Miranda was first linked to Orlando about a month ago when they were spotted having a romantic dinner together. So, this all rolls out a little strange, particularly her reaction. People that aren’t cheating don’t generally act all skittish over stuff like that if it is perfectly innocent, so we’ll watch how this one plays out. It is funny though just how often celebrities forget that people are watching them ALL the time. Maybe THAT’S why most Hollywood relationships end up in the toilet!

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