Paris Hilton was spotted here at a special screening of MTV’s ‘Paris, Not France’ at Westwood’s Majestic Crest Theater the other night, and though there was no date spotted for the evening, she still keeps us wondering as to who her next victim will be. And it seems that her former beau Doug Reinhardt must really have a thing for her, as he just can’t seem to give up on her. No, he’s not stalking her house and hiding in bushes, or going postal with 8,000 daily text messages, he’s just buying an island for her. Or at least he’s renting one, seems he doesn’t quite have the bankroll to buy a whole island yet.Paris Hilton’s on/off boyfriend Doug Reinhardt hired Wadigi Island in Fiji in a bid to impress the blonde socialite and to prove how much he loves her. The hotel heiress - who reunited with ‘The Hills’ star two weeks ago following a two-month split - has just returned from a romantic trip with Doug to the “private and beautiful” Wadigi Island, which he rented in an attempt to rekindle their relationship. Doug wrote on his Twitter page: “Fiji is truly one of the most amazing places in the world. Wadigi Island in Fiji is the perfect romantic getaway so private and beautiful.” To which our Paris added: “Love Wadigi Island, had the most incredible stay. It is true paradise, so beautiful and private. It’s the perfect place to vacation.” The 28-year-old socialite was thrilled with Doug’s surprise and loves being spoiled with romantic gestures. Our good friend Close Source has noted:

“He has been so generous and sweet, and has really impressed her with his romantic ways. She loves being treated like a princess… she can feel how deeply in love he is with her, and she’s having a blast.”

Well yes, most women actually do enjoy being treated like a princess. And I love how it is noted that Paris observes how infatuated he is with her…but we don’t hear her gushing about how much she loves him back. She Twittered: “What a fantastic day! Found so many beautiful shells on the beach and the ocean was so clear and warm! I am having the time of my life!” So we know she loves the ISLAND….but she doesn’t say the same about Doug. And you know Paris, when she wants to have someone’s baby…she let’s us KNOW.

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Paris Hilton has reversed the “no tramp” policy governing her love life, now that she remembers she actually loves being one. Word is that she’s back with ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, another infamous Hilton source reveals. How she managed to make that happen while she’s still in Dubai, filming Yes, Another New BFF, is a bit of a mystery. But if there is one thing I have learned, it’s that Paris’s need to be with every man over and over again operates outside the boundaries of time and space.

“Paris says that Doug keeps her grounded in her crazy life and she has now been referring to her relationship with him as on-off, but more on than off.”

That’s clear as mud, but can you expect much more from this chick? This is the latest in a long, plodding and ultimately thankless series of dramatic changes of heart between Paris and Doug. They were talking marriage and babies before they broke up. While they originally pledged to be “friends,” her spokesperson then announced she’d dumped him for being a “publicity hound.” Doug then released a statement wishing “Paris and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck.” So the friendship thing didn’t really work out. As for that little fling with soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo she had when she left Doug, she can explain everything using her other well-documented talent–pathological lying.

“I didn’t want to start dating Ronaldo because I’ve got no intention of ending up becoming some kind of footballer’s wife. People were saying we were the new Posh and Becks–in fact that’s what people said I was going around saying–but it’s not true.”

I feel like Posh was hiding behind her threatening to spike a heel through her brain if she said anything different. Not to mention that Paris should be so lucky to be bumped several rungs UP the ladder to become a Posh. But Paris still keeps plugging the Posh despite all of this. Apparently she has loftier ambitions than to just be a sports star’s wife, as she has already proven by being the first successful author to have a dog who’s also a successful author. She insists that she will NOT be pigeonholed into becoming a media tramp, or a footballers girl, despite all that Posh has done to be known as more than Mrs. Becks. Do you really think Paris ISN’T a Posh wannabe? I can think of five seasons of The Simple Life and four searches for BFFs that might disagree.

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Think back. Think waaaaayyyy back when Paris was hanging out with her ex boyfriend. It was like 3 days ago. Here she was only TEN days ago in West Hollywood hanging out with good old Doug at the Cinespace movie theatre looking pretty in too much blue. And if you closed your eyes for five minutes, you would have missed the fact that less than a week ago, she dumped good old Doug and even less than five minutes later, started dating Christiano Ronaldo, the mega super star.

Do you think it has anything to do with the fact that Ronaldo earned over 100 million dabloons just moments before Paris popped the “will you be my boyfriend” question? Ah yes, but folks, make no mistake, she is determined to have us believe that she is SERIOUS about this man, despite the fact that his own mother doesn’t put too much stock into a relationship seven seconds old.Paris Hilton and Cristiano Ronaldo have vowed to make their long-distance relationship work.

The socialite and the soccer star - who spent hours kissing in a Los Angeles nightclub last Wednesday and they have even promised to remain faithful to each other while Paris is in Dubai filming a new TV show and he is in America. One of those fabulous “sources” has been leaking the dish to Britain’s Daily Star:

“He is really taken by Paris. It could be something big. Paris has to go to Dubai with work, and that will test how serious they are about each other. There’s a feeling that neither needs the other one’s money, which is a breath of fresh air for the pair of them - they’re normally on the lookout for gold diggers. They’ve pledged to keep in touch and have been texting each other all the time. Fortunately, Paris understands that every time Cristiano is pictured with another girl, he’s not being unfaithful. It will be very interesting to see what happens.”

So to translate “it will be very interesting to see what happens” into Paris speak, this source actually means, it will be interesting to see how long this lasts. Particularly since already 12 seconds into this relationship, mama boy Ronaldo’s own mother doesn’t approve of the socialite. The word daughter in law was used at some point, and well, Mommy dearest doesn’t find Paris an ideal candidate. Is it just me, or is there something fundamentally WRONG with the fact that 10 days ago Paris was seen with Doug, and….here we are listening to someone else’s mama talk about Paris in the daughter in law way.

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Oh yes, we had to know this day was coming. Oh wait, we DID know this day was coming, we just didn’t know exactly when, right? Here is Paris Hilton in Los Angeles California as she treats herself to her standard girls night out that comes after every breakup she’s ever had. And it’s not just you wondering if she has this girls night out on a weekly basis. But now she is using it to celebrate her most recent breakup, that with The Hills hottie Doug Reinhardt. Oh yes, these two were quite the couple for all of the last, what, 4 minutes? No, 6 months actually, but in Paris time that’s like, forever, like seriously a really long time. And no, from the sounds of it this is just one couple that got tired of each other, and it all ended after a massive fight the other night. And you have to know that this was something *big* because even the REPS are coming out and speaking on this one.

“In response to inquiries on whether Paris Hilton has split with Doug Reinhardt, we can confirm this is true. They are no longer together. They remain friends and we ask that you please respect their privacy. Paris will not discuss the relationship further.”

Phew boy, and here I thought they were going to give us the runaround. And what with all of the emotional upheaval and trauma that comes with a breakup after 5 minutes, it is only right that we respect their privacy. And as you can imagine, this is not a story that is going to go away too quickly, because it sounds like Doug was really hung up on her and wants her back. In a devastated plea to get her back, Doug showed up at her house the other night but was refused by her. He tried to get into her gated community, and nobody would let him, and they ended up calling the police. But if you ask anyone that Paris knows, they seem a little relieved. Her friends and family thought he was kind of a jerk and was only using her for her ‘celebrity status’. Oh yes, this story is getting old already. It was just a few weeks ago when she said he was the love of her life and her future husband. *sigh* I wonder who Paris’s next future husband will be.

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Paris Hilton is seen here attending a business meeting at the William Morris Talent Agency, and despite her super short skirt lengths, it appears that she is attired well for a business meeting. And though Paris’s look has received some heat quite a bit over the years, one can’t help but acknowledge the fact that she has a tendency to bring it on herself….do ya think? But she says she prefers the low profile approach and tries to mix up her look when she is out in public to do just that. Recently she was mixing it up by wearing an odd assortment of wigs when she was vacationing in London with her boyfriend The Hills star Doug Reinhardt. She and Doug were not too pleased about the throng of media they kept getting badgered by when they were in London and so she felt it necessary to go with wigs for her chosen disguise. She and Doug were shopping at Harrods, a very elite department store in London, and she had to buy a wig from the salon there in order to disguise herself. And she says, “as usual” that didn’t work out so well. What does that mean, that she wigs are not a new gig for her? Who knows, but when you are Paris Hilton, going under disguise requires a little more than a wig one would think, but if you had a few brain cells to rub together, you might realize that. One also may want to dispose of the signature fly glasses that she seems incensed on wearing at all times, and if nothing else, are Paris spotters from miles away. I’d also suggest going with a wig that ISN’T blonde, but again, that’s just me and my silly old common sense talking. And if you are thinking that the rumors about her and Dougy are on the rocks is a good thing, think again as she is doing anything she can to dispel those rumors. She and Doug have actually been spotted looking at houses together, a natural move considering they’ve been together for four months, but what can one say about that but that…Paris is Paris. She says he is perfect for her, and that with her “need” to travel, his lifestyle complements that perfectly, so she is very lucky. She is also wanting the “whole romantic thing” and expects that they will be getting married “someday soon”. Funny, didn’t we hear that about her last boyfriend, that’s right. But she IS lucky. Yes, very lucky that it’s always about her, and so long as any man can keep up, Paris is happy. Well, you know, that’s right…Paris is Paris.

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Yes, that sound you here as this post loads is the sound of laughter everywhere. Yes, it’s true that in this tight economy even Paris Hilton is looking for work. And since she is getting the boot just about everywhere, it looks like she has been left to her own devices when it comes to finding work. That’s right, Paris Hilton left to her own devices can be a scary thought. And this one will make you giggle. With no employment on the horizon, and her social invites coming to a screeching halt, Paris Hilton has decided that she is going to be an artist to bring in a few extra bucks. And the exhibit may just be the most inspiring crayon unicorns of the artistic season. And in case you are confused, it is a visual artist that Paris wishes to make herself, or…has made herself, it is hard to tell. Can you picture her with the easel and color palette? Uh no. The beret yes, but the rest of it? Nope. But any serious Paris follower knows that she has a flair for the arts, but until now that has only included her cutting pictures of herself out of tabloids and Elmer Gluing them into her fave scrapbooks. So how lucky are we, the citizens of the world, that she has been asked to show a collection of ‘Her Work’ for an exhibit? Or should we ask, how desperate is said gallery for new material that they’ve asked PARIS HILTON to debut an artistic collection? She is hoping her show will be put together for next year, and has dedicated a whole room in her house where she says she ‘likes to paint’. You will note that most artists don’t ever refer to their ‘painting room’ but more often to ‘their studio’, but not this girl. What do you think we can expect from Ms. Hilton? Well, she once wanted to be President too, so maybe her latent dreams of saving the world will manifest themselves into a big ol’ Pink White House. Or visions of sugar plums and tinkerbells and pink puppies hiding in purses everywhere? What could possibly inspire this girl? Well, stay tuned to find out. Or, wait till she gets tired of THIS dream, and then you’ll hear what else she has up her sleeve.

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Ah yes, Paris Hilton sure does enjoy giving us something to laugh about, no? I mean, she provides comedic entertainment for the masses every time she buys another dog or opens her mouth. And though her personal life has been a little boring since her breakup with Benji Madden became official, she’s now offered us something else to laugh over. Here she is being spotted in Sydney at the famous A lister Bondi Beach where her new joined at the hip BFF Brittany Flickinger spend New Years Eve with her. And during this time it seems that rumors are leaking out that she and George Clooney are an item. Oh yes, laugh all you will, but sources are saying that George Clooney and Paris Hilton were spotted…together….for an intimate evening at a Hollywood nightspot just recently. I am trying to figure out where the confusion is as to why this rumor would start. Perhaps Paris started it trying to fuel a duel with her longtime rival Phoebe Price, who has made no secret about the fact that she hearts Georgie boy in a very big way. Or perhaps George Clooney did make some grotesquely misguided and probably alcohol fuelled error in judgement and stumble into the same type of bar that Paris Hilton would, and the story exploded from there. Or perhaps Clooney was just looking at a picture of Paris in a tabloid and someone noted that this must mean they are in love. I don’t know what circumstances there have to be in order for this rumor to be true, but they probably involve ice skating in hell. Yet folks from the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis Hotel in Hollywood say differently.

Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn’t seem to be aware of anyone else in the room.

And it sounds like the same source is sticking to the story by going even farther to say that the pair were spotted the next evening as well, at a dinner together in Hollywood along with director Ridley Scott and of course, Brittany Flickinger. Ok, whatever. Shortly after these supposed ‘dates’ was when Paris and Brittany fled to Sydney where Paris’s shopping sprees were described as ‘psycho’. In one store she reportedly spent approximately $122 a minute at the Wayne Cooper boutique, but she said she did it all for the greater good of the Australian economy. Okay, if Paris Hilton can give me an accurate definition of the word ‘economy’ THEN and only THEN will I buy the George Clooney thing.

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Nicole Richie must be sweating in her uggs right now, as though she may have felt that she dodged a bullet when it came to Paris Hilton becoming her new sister in law, along comes another equally chilling notion. Britney Spears. Who for Nicole would be the lesser of two evils? Hard to say. But she may not have a choice, as last week Britney Spears was spotted out and about on a few secret dates with Paris’s ex and Nicole’s brother in law Benji Madden. And though it has not gone past Nicole’s watchful eye, it certainly hasn’t been missed by Paris either, who reportedly ‘saw red’ over the situation. In fact, Paris was so mad, she pulled out her entire arsenal of Mean Girl platitudes saying ‘that girl’s nothing but a dirty Southern trashbag who can only get my sloppy seconds’. That makes her look so classy, doesn’t it? And Britney’s side of the coin sounds like ‘pathetic loser’ when it comes to Paris, and acknowledges that Paris is just jealous because Brit is more famous than she is. Which is a pretty good point, I mean, out of the two, only one of them has a best selling album right now, right? So what is the real story here? Are Britney and Paris pulling out the claws, or is this whole Britney and Benji thing just a way to get some publicity? Or is it just someone starting a rumor to get Paris all riled up? Anything is possible, but I am leaning towards the all fact no fiction side of the coin. Has anyone seen Britney’s promotional calendar lately? Yep, as far as this rumor is concerned, go ahead and file it under when pigs fly.