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Think back. Think waaaaayyyy back when Paris was hanging out with her ex boyfriend. It was like 3 days ago. Here she was only TEN days ago in West Hollywood hanging out with good old Doug at the Cinespace movie theatre looking pretty in too much blue. And if you closed your eyes for five minutes, you would have missed the fact that less than a week ago, she dumped good old Doug and even less than five minutes later, started dating Christiano Ronaldo, the mega super star. Do you think it has anything to do with the fact that Ronaldo earned over 100 million dabloons just moments before Paris popped the “will you be my boyfriend” question? Ah yes, but folks, make no mistake, she is determined to have us believe that she is SERIOUS about this man, despite the fact that his own mother doesn’t put too much stock into a relationship seven seconds old.Paris Hilton and Cristiano Ronaldo have vowed to make their long-distance relationship work. The socialite and the soccer star - who spent hours kissing in a Los Angeles nightclub last Wednesday and they have even promised to remain faithful to each other while Paris is in Dubai filming a new TV show and he is in America. One of those fabulous “sources” has been leaking the dish to Britain’s Daily Star:

“He is really taken by Paris. It could be something big. Paris has to go to Dubai with work, and that will test how serious they are about each other. There’s a feeling that neither needs the other one’s money, which is a breath of fresh air for the pair of them - they’re normally on the lookout for gold diggers. They’ve pledged to keep in touch and have been texting each other all the time. Fortunately, Paris understands that every time Cristiano is pictured with another girl, he’s not being unfaithful. It will be very interesting to see what happens.”

So to translate “it will be very interesting to see what happens” into Paris speak, this source actually means, it will be interesting to see how long this lasts. Particularly since already 12 seconds into this relationship, mama boy Ronaldo’s own mother doesn’t approve of the socialite. The word daughter in law was used at some point, and well, Mommy dearest doesn’t find Paris an ideal candidate. Is it just me, or is there something fundamentally WRONG with the fact that 10 days ago Paris was seen with Doug, and….here we are listening to someone else’s mama talk about Paris in the daughter in law way.

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Oh yes, we had to know this day was coming. Oh wait, we DID know this day was coming, we just didn’t know exactly when, right? Here is Paris Hilton in Los Angeles California as she treats herself to her standard girls night out that comes after every breakup she’s ever had. And it’s not just you wondering if she has this girls night out on a weekly basis. But now she is using it to celebrate her most recent breakup, that with The Hills hottie Doug Reinhardt. Oh yes, these two were quite the couple for all of the last, what, 4 minutes? No, 6 months actually, but in Paris time that’s like, forever, like seriously a really long time. And no, from the sounds of it this is just one couple that got tired of each other, and it all ended after a massive fight the other night. And you have to know that this was something *big* because even the REPS are coming out and speaking on this one.

“In response to inquiries on whether Paris Hilton has split with Doug Reinhardt, we can confirm this is true. They are no longer together. They remain friends and we ask that you please respect their privacy. Paris will not discuss the relationship further.”

Phew boy, and here I thought they were going to give us the runaround. And what with all of the emotional upheaval and trauma that comes with a breakup after 5 minutes, it is only right that we respect their privacy. And as you can imagine, this is not a story that is going to go away too quickly, because it sounds like Doug was really hung up on her and wants her back. In a devastated plea to get her back, Doug showed up at her house the other night but was refused by her. He tried to get into her gated community, and nobody would let him, and they ended up calling the police. But if you ask anyone that Paris knows, they seem a little relieved. Her friends and family thought he was kind of a jerk and was only using her for her ‘celebrity status’. Oh yes, this story is getting old already. It was just a few weeks ago when she said he was the love of her life and her future husband. *sigh* I wonder who Paris’s next future husband will be.

Paris Hilton is seen here attending a business meeting at the William Morris Talent Agency, and despite her super short skirt lengths, it appears that she is attired well for a business meeting. And though Paris’s look has received some heat quite a bit over the years, one can’t help but acknowledge the fact that she has a tendency to bring it on herself….do ya think? But she says she prefers the low profile approach and tries to mix up her look when she is out in public to do just that. Recently she was mixing it up by wearing an odd assortment of wigs when she was vacationing in London with her boyfriend The Hills star Doug Reinhardt. She and Doug were not too pleased about the throng of media they kept getting badgered by when they were in London and so she felt it necessary to go with wigs for her chosen disguise. She and Doug were shopping at Harrods, a very elite department store in London, and she had to buy a wig from the salon there in order to disguise herself. And she says, “as usual” that didn’t work out so well. What does that mean, that she wigs are not a new gig for her? Who knows, but when you are Paris Hilton, going under disguise requires a little more than a wig one would think, but if you had a few brain cells to rub together, you might realize that. One also may want to dispose of the signature fly glasses that she seems incensed on wearing at all times, and if nothing else, are Paris spotters from miles away. I’d also suggest going with a wig that ISN’T blonde, but again, that’s just me and my silly old common sense talking. And if you are thinking that the rumors about her and Dougy are on the rocks is a good thing, think again as she is doing anything she can to dispel those rumors. She and Doug have actually been spotted looking at houses together, a natural move considering they’ve been together for four months, but what can one say about that but that…Paris is Paris. She says he is perfect for her, and that with her “need” to travel, his lifestyle complements that perfectly, so she is very lucky. She is also wanting the “whole romantic thing” and expects that they will be getting married “someday soon”. Funny, didn’t we hear that about her last boyfriend, that’s right. But she IS lucky. Yes, very lucky that it’s always about her, and so long as any man can keep up, Paris is happy. Well, you know, that’s right…Paris is Paris.

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Yes, that sound you here as this post loads is the sound of laughter everywhere. Yes, it’s true that in this tight economy even Paris Hilton is looking for work. And since she is getting the boot just about everywhere, it looks like she has been left to her own devices when it comes to finding work. That’s right, Paris Hilton left to her own devices can be a scary thought. And this one will make you giggle. With no employment on the horizon, and her social invites coming to a screeching halt, Paris Hilton has decided that she is going to be an artist to bring in a few extra bucks. And the exhibit may just be the most inspiring crayon unicorns of the artistic season. And in case you are confused, it is a visual artist that Paris wishes to make herself, or…has made herself, it is hard to tell. Can you picture her with the easel and color palette? Uh no. The beret yes, but the rest of it? Nope. But any serious Paris follower knows that she has a flair for the arts, but until now that has only included her cutting pictures of herself out of tabloids and Elmer Gluing them into her fave scrapbooks. So how lucky are we, the citizens of the world, that she has been asked to show a collection of ‘Her Work’ for an exhibit? Or should we ask, how desperate is said gallery for new material that they’ve asked PARIS HILTON to debut an artistic collection? She is hoping her show will be put together for next year, and has dedicated a whole room in her house where she says she ‘likes to paint’. You will note that most artists don’t ever refer to their ‘painting room’ but more often to ‘their studio’, but not this girl. What do you think we can expect from Ms. Hilton? Well, she once wanted to be President too, so maybe her latent dreams of saving the world will manifest themselves into a big ol’ Pink White House. Or visions of sugar plums and tinkerbells and pink puppies hiding in purses everywhere? What could possibly inspire this girl? Well, stay tuned to find out. Or, wait till she gets tired of THIS dream, and then you’ll hear what else she has up her sleeve.

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Ah yes, Paris Hilton sure does enjoy giving us something to laugh about, no? I mean, she provides comedic entertainment for the masses every time she buys another dog or opens her mouth. And though her personal life has been a little boring since her breakup with Benji Madden became official, she’s now offered us something else to laugh over. Here she is being spotted in Sydney at the famous A lister Bondi Beach where her new joined at the hip BFF Brittany Flickinger spend New Years Eve with her. And during this time it seems that rumors are leaking out that she and George Clooney are an item. Oh yes, laugh all you will, but sources are saying that George Clooney and Paris Hilton were spotted…together….for an intimate evening at a Hollywood nightspot just recently. I am trying to figure out where the confusion is as to why this rumor would start. Perhaps Paris started it trying to fuel a duel with her longtime rival Phoebe Price, who has made no secret about the fact that she hearts Georgie boy in a very big way. Or perhaps George Clooney did make some grotesquely misguided and probably alcohol fuelled error in judgement and stumble into the same type of bar that Paris Hilton would, and the story exploded from there. Or perhaps Clooney was just looking at a picture of Paris in a tabloid and someone noted that this must mean they are in love. I don’t know what circumstances there have to be in order for this rumor to be true, but they probably involve ice skating in hell. Yet folks from the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis Hotel in Hollywood say differently.

Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn’t seem to be aware of anyone else in the room.

And it sounds like the same source is sticking to the story by going even farther to say that the pair were spotted the next evening as well, at a dinner together in Hollywood along with director Ridley Scott and of course, Brittany Flickinger. Ok, whatever. Shortly after these supposed ‘dates’ was when Paris and Brittany fled to Sydney where Paris’s shopping sprees were described as ‘psycho’. In one store she reportedly spent approximately $122 a minute at the Wayne Cooper boutique, but she said she did it all for the greater good of the Australian economy. Okay, if Paris Hilton can give me an accurate definition of the word ‘economy’ THEN and only THEN will I buy the George Clooney thing.

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Nicole Richie must be sweating in her uggs right now, as though she may have felt that she dodged a bullet when it came to Paris Hilton becoming her new sister in law, along comes another equally chilling notion. Britney Spears. Who for Nicole would be the lesser of two evils? Hard to say. But she may not have a choice, as last week Britney Spears was spotted out and about on a few secret dates with Paris’s ex and Nicole’s brother in law Benji Madden. And though it has not gone past Nicole’s watchful eye, it certainly hasn’t been missed by Paris either, who reportedly ‘saw red’ over the situation. In fact, Paris was so mad, she pulled out her entire arsenal of Mean Girl platitudes saying ‘that girl’s nothing but a dirty Southern trashbag who can only get my sloppy seconds’. That makes her look so classy, doesn’t it? And Britney’s side of the coin sounds like ‘pathetic loser’ when it comes to Paris, and acknowledges that Paris is just jealous because Brit is more famous than she is. Which is a pretty good point, I mean, out of the two, only one of them has a best selling album right now, right? So what is the real story here? Are Britney and Paris pulling out the claws, or is this whole Britney and Benji thing just a way to get some publicity? Or is it just someone starting a rumor to get Paris all riled up? Anything is possible, but I am leaning towards the all fact no fiction side of the coin. Has anyone seen Britney’s promotional calendar lately? Yep, as far as this rumor is concerned, go ahead and file it under when pigs fly.

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We have been following this cute foursome for some time. Nicole and Paris are BFF’s that love to hate each other, and love to love each other. They can’t decide how close they are so we’ve almost given up on them as BFFs. Then we have Nicole with her boyfriend Joel Madden with whom she has baby Harlowe, so they seem to be one of the more solid Hollywood couples as we haven’t heard anything about relationship strife between these two. Enter Paris and Benji, Joel’s brother and a couple that was touted as heading for the aisle one day. Of course we know that Paris and Benji didn’t quite make it that far, in fact, she never even got the ring on her finger, and they split up in what is sounding like a rather ugly split. And from the other side of the camp, Nicole can’t seem to decide if she is relieved that Benji is out of Paris’s life, or if she wants them back together, so much so that she is currently sabotaging any chances Benji is taking to ‘move on’. At a recent party at the L.A. Ecco Ultra Lounge, Joel Madden was DJ’ing, and Nicole was doing the supportive girlfriend baby mama thing. Benji Madden was doing the supportive twin brother thing and was also in attendance at the party. Of course, Benji was sans Paris and was seemingly enjoying the single life until Nicole got involved. As Benji and Nicole were chatting it up, a busty blonde in some kind of pletherette ensemble tried to divert his attention towards her, and Benji was all over that like stink on a pig. And onlookers described the entire event like this:

Benji was approached by dozens of ladies. Girls were trying to flirt with him… but Nicole kept getting in the way. She stopped every girl trying to take a photo of him [and] dragged him by the arm [away from the girls.

Of course Nicole had to rush off to Le Deux later that evening to meet up with Paris and give her the full low down, and you can only imagine how thrilled Paris was over that situation. And given that Paris has been known to be stalking Benji and not handling the breakup all that well, I wonder what kind of cat claws towards her ex are going to come out now. Or maybe just maybe, Paris will wise up and realize that yes, there is nothing wrong with simply moving on, and getting over it. And we all just wish she would.

Ah well, yes, more is coming out with Paris and Benji breakup as these things always do. Paris Hilton is seen here leaving the Viper Room for the launch party of the Pussycat Doll Lounge in Los Angeles, and it seems like she is not that much of a happy camper. Guess she is taking the breakup with Benji Madden a little rough, which can only suggest that SHE is not the one that suggested their permanent hiatus. Reports are that Paris is desperate to get him back and has been pining for him since the split.

On Saturday night, she made somewhat of a fool of herself by chasing him around Los Angeles in an attempt to reconcile. She has also been bombarding him with text messages, none of which he is replying to. When she heard that he was hanging out at the Villa on Saturday, she dragged her pal Avril Lavigne out for the night and decided to confront him head on. Because when a guy refuses to answer your barrage of text messages, one has no choice but to confront him publicly right? I mean, that’s the cool thing to do, no?

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