Bobby Rachpoot

This girl just gets weirder and weirder, doesn’t she? She must seriously have just nothing to do with her time because her ‘side projects’ just reek of bizarre these days. And her latest is no exception. She has recently been working on a comic book with comic book legend Stan Lee to create a new superhero based on, yes, you guessed it, none other than herself. Stan Lee is most famous for his co-creation credits in the Spider Man comic books, and she wants him to channel her into a new character for an MTV cartoon. It’s not going to actually ‘be’ her, but ‘based on’ her. And other than that, she doesn’t want to reveal any of the dirty details before its release, she wants it to be a *surprise*. Well, I guess she thinks that we care or something, because I am thinking for many, the launch of a Paris Hilton superhero will come and go in many people’s world without thinking twice about it. I’m wondering though WHO gave her this idea. I mean, superheros are just that, superheros, icons that children idolize. Who thought that she fit that description? Though no info on the actual ‘superhero’ is being released, Paris has said that if she could have any superpower, it would be to be invisible. So maybe that will come out in the wash with this character. Does Paris fit a superhero image? No really, look again.

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My Stars! Britney Spears is Actually Looking ……HOT! ~ Bitten and Bound

Paris Hilton Lashes Back at McCain Video (while we all laugh behind our hands) ~ Hollywire

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Flexibility ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

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Miley Cyrus Caught Looking Scandalous – AGAIN! ~ Hollywire

Madonna’s Little Brother Writes a Dirty Tell All ~ Bitten and Bound

The Hilton Girls Cause Weekend Mayhem in the Hills of Beverly ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

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Victoria Beckham Goes Shopping ~ Again ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

First Photos of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby ~ Bitten and Bound

Paris Hilton Wants to Team Up with Britney and Lilo for a Reality Show ~ Hollywire

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Paris Hilton and Benji Leaving the Crown Nightclub ~ Celebrity Body Gossip

Mary Kate Olsen Lands a Spot on Samantha Who ~ Bitten and Bound

Keira Knightley Looking a Little Haggard ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

Brooke Hogan Covers Maxim ~ Hollywire

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One of the many things that Paris Hilton is famous for is for her poor treatment of the scads of pooches she seems to need to keep around her. There was of course the story of Prada, a pup that she forgot to pick up from the vet after she sent her in to get ‘fixed’ and there’s always more gossip on her 15 or 17 pups that she keeps around, illegally, as little accessories. Recently Paris created a stir when a Melrose Avenue pet store refused to let her borrow a Yorkie puppy that she wanted as an accessory for a photo shoot. And apparently Paris lost it, I believe the term ‘ballistic’ was used. She claims that never happened, said she didn’t even have a photo shoot ‘that day’, yet, oddly she remembers ‘that day’ in the sense that she knew exactly what the Melrose store was talking about. She says she loves all her animals and treats them as if they were her children. I am not too sure what she means by that since she’s never really understood what having children is like, but you know….Paris is Paris. But she was upset that people were ‘inventing stories’ about her, given that on her new reality show she included some scenes that make a point of spreading the word about how animals in shelters need loving owners. Whether the story about the Melrose store is true or not, who knows, but she does bring this on herself. Perhaps people would stop ‘inventing stories’ about her using animals as accessories when she stops naming them Prada, do you think?

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Pet Store Turns Away Paris Hilton *shocking* ~ Hollywire

High Heeled Baby Shoes – Seriously! ~ Bitten and Bound

Why is Lauren Conrad Pouting? ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

What Stars Have Cellulite? ~ Celebrity Body Gossip

These two have been doing the love bug thing long enough that it is well within that Hollywood relationship timeline for engagement rumors to be popping up. And though they are brushing it off, you can’t mistake the big ring dangling off Paris’s engagement finger. The couple were spotted in LAX International Airport yesterday holding hands, being all schmoopsy poo, and somehow, someway, Paris just managed to get a perfect picture of her left hand avec rocks out to the paparazzi. But I am sure that was just a slipup. But both parties are saying it’s just a love token, and not an engagement ring. Paris says it’s just a present because he’s soooo sweet. However, she was noted saying much later that she did want to spend the rest of her life with him. Ugh. So tired of these two. Just get on with it and put the rest of us out of our misery, will you?