Hey Perez, is that a loofah in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? OMG, wait… it looks more like he shoved a camel down his pants. I’m not sure if this is the new look for CoverGirl, but I sure hope not! His hair toss is pretty good, though.

The bag of Cheetos is classic!

As part of her upcoming NBC reality TV show, Victoria Beckham had lunch with celebrity blogger Perez Hilton. You’ve got to LOVE the way they’re both pros @ posing for the paparazzi… I bet the photos take up a whole page on Perez’s blog!

The latest word from the Spanish media is that Enrique Iglesias was kidding when he told a Swedish newspaper that he and Anna Kournikova had split.

Just a few weeks ago, he told Hola magazine that the Russian tennis player was the only woman he could imagine being the mother of his children.

They should break up. Nobody cares about them together anyways! Thanks for the update, Perez!

I promised myself that I wouldn’t post this video, but laughs got the better of me. It’s a little long, but pretty funny! Enjoy.

OMG like enough already… we all know that you’re totally obsessed with Paris Hilton, but now it’s clear why! There’s someone else who’s biggest fan is themselves, and it’s P-Nasty! Who fills up an entire page of posting with how wonderful and popular they are since they spent their birthday with all their celebrity “friends”?

I mean really, who are you trying to fool and what’s with the make-up? Yes, I know… it was done especially for you by Miz Amy Winehouse’s make-up artist, but why did you go for the evil villain Enigma from Batman look? What I have to say is not all bad; I have to give you props Perez, since the Queen’s Ball did have a fab venue, Moon Nightclub @ the Palms Resort and Casino in Sin City. Plus, you did manage to put together a super hot list of sponsors, including: Red Bull, KY Intrigue, and our favorite vodka here at BestCelebGossip.com, Absolut. So ya, happy birthday, Perez! We LOVE to hate you.