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Well, if it weren’t for Paris Hilton, you have to wonder just how Vegas hotel mogul Cy Waits would make headlines, at least he would have to wonder. If it weren’t for Paris he would be just another guy with just another DUI under his belt. These two just can’t seem to stay out of trouble though, but that’s what happens when you live a lifestyle that involves drug trafficking and DUI’s. The most recent incident surrounding these two involves a hit and run with some paparazzi. And you know how annoying they can be, especially if your name is Paris. To deliver those priceless shots of celebrities sitting impatiently in their cars, the paparazzi go to extraordinary lengths. One woman, known only as Carol, says she had her leg run over by Paris Hilton’s boyfriend, Cy Waits, last night while draped across their car. Truly heroic. The ages must know Paris Hilton went out for dinner at Boa! Cy, who is already in enough trouble after he was busted for a D.U.I. in Vegas last month, was waiting to drive home with Paris after a night out at the West Hollywood steakhouse Boa. When photographers wouldn’t clear a path, he accelerated, knocking over the American hero herself, Carol. Cy did stop long enough to roll down his window and ask if she was okay, Radar reports. Someone told him she was, and so off Cy and Paris sped into the night. But apparently she wasn’t so okay, because an ambulance took her to the hospital, so someone else could put a band-aid on the scrape she got on her knee. Once Paris was safely dropped off at home with her many, many puppies and dozens of self-portraits, Cy came back to the scene of the scraping and answered questions for police. He was charged with a hit and run, according to TMZ, although Radar disagrees, reporting that no charges have been filed. Meanwhile, Paris stayed at home and funnelled her rage into more creative pursuits, yes that means Twitter. “Lovely evening with friends and family ruined by aggressive paparazzi,” she Tweeted. “They are literally insane!” Yikes, I actually agree with Paris. That’s unusual. If I start stashing animals in a handbag, please put Dina Lohan in charge of my conservatorship.

Photograph: © Devone Byrd, PacificCoastNews.com**

Hey Perez, is that a loofah in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? OMG, wait… it looks more like he shoved a camel down his pants. I’m not sure if this is the new look for CoverGirl, but I sure hope not! His hair toss is pretty good, though.

The bag of Cheetos is classic!

As part of her upcoming NBC reality TV show, Victoria Beckham had lunch with celebrity blogger Perez Hilton. You’ve got to LOVE the way they’re both pros @ posing for the paparazzi… I bet the photos take up a whole page on Perez’s blog!

The latest word from the Spanish media is that Enrique Iglesias was kidding when he told a Swedish newspaper that he and Anna Kournikova had split.

Just a few weeks ago, he told Hola magazine that the Russian tennis player was the only woman he could imagine being the mother of his children.

They should break up. Nobody cares about them together anyways! Thanks for the update, Perez!

I promised myself that I wouldn’t post this video, but laughs got the better of me. It’s a little long, but pretty funny! Enjoy.