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EWWWWW. Greasy Pete just gets greasier by the minute, and Amy Winehouse is just not doing much to class herself up these days is she? Pete Doherty has had an early release from prison due to a clean drug test, geeee, wonder who went in his cup for him. And to celebrate, he held a ‘freedom party’ for all his nearest and dearest, including Amy Winehouse. And just how bizarre do you think things are going to get when you mix these two up? ICK. Amy showed up to the party to support her ‘good friend’ and she graced them all with her presence for about an hour. When it came time to leave, Doherty puckered and planted a big greasy one right on Amy’s lips. Gotta say, she doesn’t look like she’s melting over it. In fact, she’s quite controlled, were it me, I could not be responsible for what happened with the throw up in my mouth.

Here is greasy Pete Doherty as he wiles his time away in London’s Wormwood Scrubs jail. Doherty will be spending the next 3 ½ months here after failing to undergo drug testing and after admitting to the possession of heroin, cannabis, crack, and the ever popular horse tranquilizer ketamine. Does it seem redundant to ask him for testing if he’s admitted to possessing the substances? Hm. But don’t go all bleeding heart for him, he seems to not only be doing fairly well, he’s also managed to figure out how to maintain his habit while in the clink. Yep. He’s rumored to be injecting smack and is paying for his drugs through IOU’s and begging for credit. Yeah, credit amongst users, not a more reliable source than that I say. And even though his cell is located in the Scrubs detox wing, his cell mate is a known drug dealer. Gotta love the smarts in that clink, I tell you. So life is sweet, and despite the fact that he’s in a security prison, the guards are still giving him the royal treatment with the regular line up for autographs and all. As for his drug use, a prison spokesperson says, ‘we will act on any intelligence that indicates drugs are being smuggled or abused’. Uh hello, what more do you need??

Source: The Sun

It seems that news of greasy Pete Doherty’s 14 week jail stint is hardly making the waves he’d like. His GF Irina Lazareanu tried to contact his ex Kate Moss to let her know, and Kate couldn’t be bothered to dignify with a return call. What will Pete think? Is Kate the one flame that will burn forever in his heart? Who knows, who cares, Kate doesn’t. Even when his good friend Amy Wino found out he was in the clink she laughed. What does that tell you? And the fans? Well, they’re kind of ticked that he’s cancelling the biggest gig of his career, the Royal Albert Hall. I think the term ‘selfish’ was used for that one. His promoters aren’t too tickled either. He caused a huge financial loss when his jail term left the promotors of UK Battle of the Bands high and dry when he was supposed to appear as a judge. Pete’s in jail, and the response seems to be anger, laughter, and apathy. Shocking.

Source: The Sun

Here we see greasy Pete Doherty looking a little worse for wear following a concert at Tonhalle (Hall of Sound) in Munich, Germany. While he is a little worn out after having just performed, it did not stop him from treating his fans with some goodness. Pete and his band stopped for some rest at the containers parked near the venue and Pete played with the fan base a little. He waved and tipped his hat to the group and even reached out a window to greet one fan in particular. This fan was a little more die hard than the rest of ‘em and managed to rip a bandaid off his hand for a souvenir. But Pete didn’t seem to mind as he ended the exchange by tossing some cookies out to the crowd. I guess gross just doesn’t seem to phase him. I don’t know what’s weirder. That someone would actually WANT a *gag* used bandaid from Pete Doherty, or that he was nice to his fans. Well, I guess they all have to be. Too bad the niceties don’t extend far into his personal life, as Kate Moss I am sure will tell you.

Here’s our favorite junkie/romeo, Pete Doherty, drinking Baileys out of the bottle while waiting for his flight. Yep, he’s standing in the middle of the Tegel Airport in Berlin. I’m not sure if it is the VIP treatment, or a red-flag to security. But, I have to say, with the rumours of Pete getting sober and all, he is starting to look happier… not so grumpy. He’s actually kinda cute. Well, that’s as long as he doesn’t flash us a toothy grin!

It’s ok, you can laugh out loud, I am! Yep. Guess Pete Doherty is taking up new hobbies in some sad pathetic attempt to kick drugs. Or I am thinking to make us THINK he’s kicked drugs. But his latest ‘endeavor’ is the London Marathon and he is currently in training for it.

A source said, “He’s doing so well. He’s really serious about kicking drugs and this is really testing his will power and giving him a goal. All that is putting him off are his amazingly sore nipples, but Portia’s underwear is really helping.”

Even if he has stopped doing drugs, do we really believe he’s quit smoking? I wonder if he knows that smoking is not good when you need to run extended distances (26-miles!) for extended times. I mean really, one ACTUALLY requires oxygen to run, does he know this? Pete Doherty is gross, but a tranny Pete is disguise is even worse. But, Pete Doherty running… now THAT’S entertainment!

Source: All Headline News

Finally someone had the cahonas to give it to Pete Doherty. This time it was Amy Winehouse’s dad, Mitch. When he saw greasy Pete skulking around backstage at a recent concert of Amy’s at Brixton Academny, he went a little ballistic and the two apparently had it out. He is not too thrilled that this shame of a human who is a self-professed cocaine addict is hanging out with his daughter, someone who he is desperately trying to help pull herself together. The gory details of the confrontation haven’t exactly been disclosed, but some sources are saying that Doherty got smacked and that Mitch also hit him with a guitar. You can’t blame the guy, everyone knows how hard the Winehouse clan is working to save this poor girl. And frankly, just thinking about Pete Doherty inspires the desire for me to slap him too. But he’s such a loser, I can’t see that he actually gets any of it.

Source: The Daily Mail