It’s ok, you can laugh out loud, I am! Yep. Guess Pete Doherty is taking up new hobbies in some sad pathetic attempt to kick drugs. Or I am thinking to make us THINK he’s kicked drugs. But his latest ‘endeavor’ is the London Marathon and he is currently in training for it.

A source said, “He’s doing so well. He’s really serious about kicking drugs and this is really testing his will power and giving him a goal. All that is putting him off are his amazingly sore nipples, but Portia’s underwear is really helping.”

Even if he has stopped doing drugs, do we really believe he’s quit smoking? I wonder if he knows that smoking is not good when you need to run extended distances (26-miles!) for extended times. I mean really, one ACTUALLY requires oxygen to run, does he know this? Pete Doherty is gross, but a tranny Pete is disguise is even worse. But, Pete Doherty running… now THAT’S entertainment!

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Finally someone had the cahonas to give it to Pete Doherty. This time it was Amy Winehouse’s dad, Mitch. When he saw greasy Pete skulking around backstage at a recent concert of Amy’s at Brixton Academny, he went a little ballistic and the two apparently had it out. He is not too thrilled that this shame of a human who is a self-professed cocaine addict is hanging out with his daughter, someone who he is desperately trying to help pull herself together. The gory details of the confrontation haven’t exactly been disclosed, but some sources are saying that Doherty got smacked and that Mitch also hit him with a guitar. You can’t blame the guy, everyone knows how hard the Winehouse clan is working to save this poor girl. And frankly, just thinking about Pete Doherty inspires the desire for me to slap him too. But he’s such a loser, I can’t see that he actually gets any of it.

Source: The Daily Mail

Well, you know what they say, misery loves company. It seems that Greasy Pete Doherty is standing by Amy Winehouse these days as she pines away for Blakey while he is in prison. Pete says he speaks to Wino every day, and that not only has Blake gone clean while he’s been incarcerated, but Amy has as well while she awaits his return. Right, so her bloody nose and erratic teeth pulling behavior is all stemming from a case of too much caffeine. Yup. Pete has to know that when a crackhead talks, few people REALLY listen just because the credibility factor reeks on the low side. He even claimed when asked about his own addictions that you know, he wasn’t exactly dreaming of either a white OR a brown Christmas. Uh huh, yup. And Amy Winehouse is clean and Santa’s probably real in that world too.

Source: The Sun

Here we have our favorite grease pit, Pete Doherty arriving at the 2007 MTV Europe Music Awards which were held at the Olympiahalle yesterday in Munich. We all know his model friend is no longer in the picture and now there is talk that he is trying to hook up with Courtney Love. This is a match that actually makes sense to me, I can still never figure out what the models saw in him. But two grease pits getting together doesn’t seem to be all that hard to believe. What is a little unusual however is that I thought Greasy Pete was trying to stay clean (we’ll use that term loosely in reference to him). I can’t see that going well with a match lie Courtney Love, but as they say, time will tell.

Well it seems the whirlwind romance between Greasy Pete Doherty and supermodel Irina Lazareanu has come to an end. The two became a couple shortly after the much publicized breakup between Pete and Kate Moss and some are even saying an engagement was on the books. What, is this man getting paid for every woman he proposes to? But Pete is acknowledging that Irina is just a rebounding boomerang and was a feeble attempt at getting over Kate. He admits it got too much too fast for him and is even questioning his sanity in some respect over the relationship. What, just now? His sanity is something we’ve been questioning for a while. However, Pete seems to think that he may still have a chance with Kate Moss now that he and Irina and split, but I am guessing there will be ice skating in hell before that happens. Just me though!!

Yes, we were hoping that rock Pete Doherty had crawled under would keep him warm for a little while longer, but alas it has not. Unfortunately for us however, he crawled out from under it and didn’t bother to take note of personal hygiene. Shocking, yes I know. He recently appeared in Paris with his group Babyshambles to promote their latest album ‘Shotter’s Nation’. Also to note was that some woman with rocks in her head has decided she doesn’t mind the greasy look and model Irina Lazareanu is the latest hanging off of Pete’s arm. This is absolutely mind boggling to me how anyone as disgusting as him keeps snagging the models, but like I say, rocks in the head. Do you think he could really be more charming in person? Don’t answer that. But, he does look a little more *fit* than usual… what has Irina been feeding him? I guess donuts instead of dingers. Maybe he’s decided to stay off the opiates for good. Well, only time and their pending marriage will tell.

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