Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com

Oh, this poor girl. I always feel so sorry for her whenever I see her, in the way that you feel sorry for a puppy that looks like it needs some attention. This girl may just be one of the homeliest girls in Hollywood, and though I know she can’t help her looks, she can certainly help herself a bit by accessing the bevy of stylists that her mom, Demi Moore uses on a regular basis. But ah well. And she is certainly trying very hard to break it into the business and become known as something other than ‘Bruce Willis’s and Demi Moore’s daughter’. To do this she is trying out all sorts of things, but you’ll probably see her first shining at the Golden Globes next year. It has been announced that she will be Miss Golden Globe at the next ceremony, an honor she was expected to take this year, but didn’t make it when the ceremony was cancelled due to the writer’s strike. The honor is one traditionally given by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association to a child of a celebrity and involves the responsibility of handing out the trophies at the awards show. So yeah, it won’t really negate her need to not be known as the child of a celebrity, but hey, she’ll get some exposure. Previous Miss Golden Globes include Melanie Griffith, who had the honor way back in 1975 as she is the daughter of Tippi Hedren, and Kevin Costner’s daughter Lily had the honor in 2004.

Here’s Rumer Willis smiling and posing for photographers while browsing products @ the Access Hollywood “Stuff You Must…” Lounge Presented by On 3 Productions at Sofitel Hotel on January 11th in Beverly Hills, California. hmm… I guess she learned it from a pro, her friend Lilo. What’s the name of those lozenges she was silently promoting? Regardless, I think that Rumer looks quite pretty. I can see a little bit of Demi shining through. Way to go Rumer… get that free shit!

Well, when you have Ashton Kutcher hanging around the house, it won’t take you long to become famous. Of course, Rumer Willis is famous because of her mom Demi Moore, as well as her dad Bruce Willis, but I really don’t think Rumer Willis will ever be famous for being Rumer Willis, do you? She was hunted down by the paparazzi the other day when she hit the boutiques of Melrose Avenue with an equally unfamous person who does NOT have Ashton Kutcher living at her house. Must have been a REALLY slow celeb-spotting day for the paps, I tell you! The pair went shopping in West Hollywood at Melrose Ave. boutiques. Rumer was snapped wearing a red Kabbalah bracelet on her left wrist, and rumour has it that her mom (her other famous latchkey) Demi Moore is now teaching Kabbalah out of the home. There’s just SO much I want to say about that, but won’t. So I will just talk about how sad it is that no one will tell Rumer that your glasses actually need to be smaller than your head for them to work.

So we know that Rumer Willis is at least a LITTLE style conscious as she was spotted at the 2007 Kari Feinstein Style Lounge last Friday in Beverly Hills. So if we know that, then what is with the boy shoes? I don’t think it’s just me, these are FUGLY. I know, she probably needs them to help her jump out of that closet, right? Seriously Rumer, just one little jump, come on, you can do it. These days, lesbians don’t even need to jump that far, all the cool girls are doing it. Really, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, some of our best friends are gay! It’s really not that big a secret anymore now, is it? Well, I’d have to say it isn’t now, because anyone with two X chromosomes really wouldn’t be interested in those shoes unless they were trying to make a bold statement about how NOT straight they were. Not to mention the standard lesbionic uniform she is sporting. Again, am I wrong here? Look again at those shoes and get back to me….

Rumer Willis, 18, was spotted leaving Hyde nightclub late last night. I guess 18 in celebrity years is really 21, sorta like dog years, but more complicated. I think it works something like this: the younger you are, the older you really are and the older you are, the younger you really are. Ya, it’s sorta like that! Rumer, smoking cigarettes, too!? Tisk tisk. What will mom, Demi Moore, think!? Oh, I forgot she’s probably out with Ashton.