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Lauren Conrad at the 3rd Annual VH1 “Rock Honors” VIP party this weekend ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

Salma Hayek and Baby Valentina Out and About ~ Bitten and Bound

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Hit Splitsville ~ Hollywire

Well unless you’ve been hiding under a rock for the past 24 hours, then you have probably heard about the fiasco called Britney Spears that ‘rocked’ the VMA Awards the other night. You know the one I am talking about, where our dear 25-year old mom paraded around in underwear and stockings and made friends with lewd things. But we can’t really expect much more from her, can we. This was the point Sarah Silverman was making when she discussed Britney in her opening monologue at the VMA Awards. Terms like ‘mistakes’ (in reference to Brit’s kids) and ‘hairless vagina’ were used. Maybe Brit and Sarah were in cahoots because, wasn’t it just the very next day that our drama mama flashed the cams without any underwear on. Almost TOO much of a co-inkydink, but given that we ARE dealing with Britney Spears, appearances of hairless vaginas sans underwear almost seems normal, doesn’t it? Ugh. Pics of Brit’s faux pas can be viewed by clicking here.

Listen to Sarah’s MTV VMA’s monologue after the jump!

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Ouch! This is pretty much a public stoning of the 21st century in the U.S! Sarah Silverman hosted last night’s MTV Movie Awards, and had some pretty harsh things to say about Paris. The crowd loved it! Jack Nicholson was seen, with Eva Mendes sitting in the row behind him, laughing. Paris is definitely holding back tears.