I almost want to say that well, hell has frozen over, but I guess we’ve seen this coming. Oh yes, we all cringed when they got engaged, and have been in a state of frozen cringe ever since, but the inevitable has happened. Yes, Spencer Pratt finally coerced Heidi into attaching herself to him in the most permanent and legally binding way by marrying Heidi in a private elopement this past weekend. And when we say private, we mean private, as not even Heidi’s family was made aware.

For those of you that follow The Hills, you may have seen Heidi’s sister Holly on the After Show last night, where she tearfully stated that she was a little hurt by the whole thing but will always be there for Heidi no matter what. Oh yes, Holly flew into the studio to film the After Show not having a clue about Heidi’s nuptials, and when she got off the plane her phone was bombarded with the news that Heidi and Spencer were on the cover of US proudly showing off their newlywedded bliss. Yeah, that’s gotta sting. But nobody knew anything, which seemingly may all boil down to more of Spencer’s control and hideousness.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt enjoying champagne while on a luxury vacation at the Palmilla Resort in Las Cabos Mexico

Once again we have another star studded event with the LG Electronics Launch of the Scarlet HD TV Series. Though this event was more cocktail and less red carpet, many of Hollywood’s finest showed up at the Pacific Design Center on Tuesday night to make their PR mark with LG. Among the celebs attending were (as shown here) Tila Tequila, Natassia Malthe, Lauren Conrad, Kristin Vallari, Kelly Brook, and yes, even the Speidi’s showed up. Nice of them to grace LG with their presence. Isn’t it funny though whenever you put Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag in a room together that the *not so mousy* brunette always outshines the Barbie Doll?

Looks like the infamous couple from “The Hills” Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got into the spirit of the holiday this weekend. The pair spent Easter weekend with Spencer’s niece, Ava, and took her out on an Easter egg hunt. And, not to steal any Bunny thunder or anything, but the couple dressed up in matching Easter bunny ears and hung out with Ava in the play area following the egg hunt. This is one of those situations where I just look and try *really hard* not to vomit, because, you know, even too cute has its limits. But, for the little ones, I guess anything gets a by on Easter. If you are jonesing for your Hills fix, keep an eye out, the third season will begin airing in the US on March 24.

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Not only does Heidi Montag look like one that you’d find @ the Bay or Sears, but now… there’s proof that she doesn’t think too much, either. Uber surprisingly, her video for “Higher” has made it to no.7 on iTunes Top 10 pop chart. Ya, its crazy sorta like how McDonalds stops serving egg mcmuffins past 10:30am. But, with “success” comes ridicule and many posted negative comments about their video, such as:

7:00 PM Anonymous Says:

Spencer: Hey Heidi?

Heidi: Yes hun?

Spence: I’ve got an idea - lets get my video camera, go to the beach, load you up on valium, and you can spend the afternoon flopping around in low tide like a tuna with epilepsy. I’ll film it, sinc your new song in behind it, and we’ll put it up on YouYube for all the world to see and vomit over! I mean, you and I are already two of the biggest d-bag F List celebrities in Hollywood so why don’t we just prove, once and for all, that we should be drug into an alley and clubbed to death like a pair of baby seals?

Heidi: Umm, Spence?

Spence: What is it my sweet meal ticket?

Heidi: Is it ok if I lip sinc to my song?

Spence: Sure baby. Just don’t forget to wipe the coke from your nose and the desparation from your eyes when I start filming. ~Us Weekly

Well, it seems Heidi took these comments straight to heart and was shocked @ the overwhelmingly bad reviews of their music production. According to reports:

“I [Heidi] cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out,” she says. “I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me.”

I only have one question… what were you expecting!? The couple admits that it was amateur video and pretty low-budget. More like no-budget. A pink bikini, video camera and boom-box don’t add up to much, especially when you already own that stuff. The video is bad, the acting’s terrible and the song… a sorry rip-off of the Underdog Project’s “Summer Jam”. What a dipstick!

Source: Us Weekly

Well, you know what they say, it’s not what you know, it’s WHO you know. For Stephanie Pratt, having Spencer Pratt as a brother is coming in handy. Now she’s been slated to be featured in a few episodes of the upcoming season of The Hills. Stephanie will be playing one of Lauren’s rivals, which may be rather easy for her as Stephanie has a bit of a bad girl reputation as you can see here from a mug shot that comes out of her criminal past. But that’s not all about Stephanie’s checkered past. The girl has succumbed to the Hollywood mantra of ‘when not famous enough, make a sex tape’ and hope for the best.

There IS a stephanie pratt sex tape. i met stephanie in miami just a few weeks after spencer started on the hills and she was bragging about how her brother was on tv and i didn’t give a shit, but i was like “damn that girl is hot!!!” so i took her back to my place and we had a little fun for the camera. and i think it’s funny that her brother was talking shit about lauren’s vaj, because his sister has a gross mole on hers. it’s the size of my thumb and it has little hairs in it. you can see it in the tape. am currently talking to video agencies to decide where to sell it now that hse’s on the hills but wanted to let u know. ~Evil Beet

When are these D lister celebs going to get it that we really don’t care what they do behind closed doors, and we CERTAINLY don’t want to see it.

So, then we know who Butt-Head is! Just when you thought you were done hearing about these two, they just show up out of nowhere. Here are Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as they graced the Canadian soils over the weekend to host the Rockwood Party in Toronto, Ontario. I’m just curious, are they actually trying to make us believe they are sober? What’s with the manic look in Spencer’s eyes? Don’t see it? Look BEYOND the redness and you won’t just see a little crazy in there, but a lot stoned too I’m thinking. Funny how pot has the tendency to rat you out, isn’t it? And though Heidi looks like a completely different person now that she’s had the nose job and lips plumped, she’s lookin’ a little two sheets to the wind herself. It’s that glazed open-ended stare that is giving that girl away. Oh, well that and her Red Bull fetish. Be good to that straw, sweetheart! Even when you are stoned, sometimes a straw, is JUST a straw….

Seen here with Mary Kate Olsen, is a name that’s cropping up in another Hollywood sex tape scandal. Spencer Pratt it seems has found himself involved in a little bit of a pickle regarding a sex tape made in South America eons (meaning years) ago.

A recent National Enquirer report claimed that Pratt, 24, has been shopping footage of himself and some pals hooking up with a bevy of Brazilian women (before he met his fiance [sic] Heidi Montag, 21) and wants it released on the sly under the guise that it had been “stolen.”

Spencer says no no no such thing as this sex tape, and given that it is the National Enquirer reporting, who knows!? But, the National Enquirer was the first to break that Halle Berry was pregnant, so… this might be true. Like everything in Hollywood, time will tell. What I’d really like to know is what is with this pic of him and Mary Kate? This pic definitely falls into the ‘vintage’ category, but it makes one wonder. Hmmm… I wonder if these two ever had a little hooking up going on?

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