Oh Where or Where Has Heidi Gone?
Monday, May 10th, 2010
Yes, this is a question that can be taken a number of ways, as it seems the Heidi Montag we knew and….well, knew…has left the building. It is no secret that this is a girl that has publicly confessed her addiction to her plastics doc, and one look at her here we can see why. Sad thing is she thinks this look is pretty. She has spent the last year or so not only under the radar, but under the knife, and one of the reasons’ we haven’t seen too much of her is because well, surgery recovery can be a little lengthy at times. And now there are a whole host of reasons why she has dropped off the planet, because she just doesn’t look like herself any more (if anyone knows what that is, lemme know) and she is probably more than a little embarrassed by that. She is seen here showing off her new beach body in a “self designed” bikini as she hosts the grand opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at the Aria Resort and Casino in Las Vegas. And we didn’t see too much of her after that. This event was the first time she went public after a series of TEN procedures that included a mini brow lift, Botox in the brow and frownline, nose job revision, cheek fat injections, nasolabial folds and lips, chin reduction, neck lipo, ear pinning, waist lip, hips and thighs lip, behind augmentation, and the obvious augmentation on the cup size. Pretty? No. Her mother must be so…the opposite of proud. Where did this all come from? An ugly girl she was not, but you either have to have a really LOW self esteem to consider plastics of such extreme, or maybe just a controlling husband that will never be happy with her looks. As it officially turns out, living under Spencer Rule, the half-human, half-plastic creature known as Heidi Montag 3.0 has only left her house three times in a month, Life & Style reports. Spencer explains to the magazine that’s because he’s been working with a former Marine on a screenplay. Naturally, that means the Marine’s now living with them. Normal! And her house isn’t even the nice one from The Hills. Spencer and Heidi, who have been married for a year, actually live in a dump in the Pacific Palisades, daringly decorated with heaps of stuff, random deposits of dog poo, and Spencer’s $400,000–and rapidly expanding–collection of healing crystals, which hopefully haven’t totally replaced deodorant for him. Heidi’s last major outing was to tan her Barbie body at the aforementioned Las Vegas pool party. She also skipped last night’s Nylon party, which was attended by her co-stars Audrina Patridge, Kristin Cavallari, and Spencer’s sister Stephanie Pratt. Before becoming a 23-year-old homebody, Heidi’s career momentum was at an all-time high. She filmed a cameo in the Adam Sandler movie Just Go With It and worked with Ron Howard on a well-received Funny Or Die sketch. She fired Spencer as her manager in March and was well on her way towards forging a separate identity until this happened. Even Spencer’s friend Brody Jenner, who admitted they worked together to fake the reality show The Princes Of Malibu, is concerned.
“I actually think he’s kind of lost it a little bit,” Brody told the Kidd Kraddick in the Morning radio show on Wednesday (via Us). “Lately, it’s hard for me–even as someone who used to be best friends with him–to see what’s real and what’s not as far as he goes… I see he wants attention.”
And when Brody Jenner is the voice of reason, you know something’s horribly wrong.
Photograph: Kevin Perkins, © PacificCoastNews.com*
