Gaz Shirley / Jennifer Buhl PacificCoastNews.com

When Will Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson EVER Learn ~ Hollywire

Sexy Alicia Silvertone Pictures ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

Pink Goes All Girly Y’All ~ Bitten and Bound

Kevin Perkins/Gaz Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee Giving it Another Go ~ Hollywire

How Desperate is Jessica Simpson for a Photo Op?? ~ Bitten and Bound

Megan Fox On the Set of Transformers 2 ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

How is Kelly Osbourne Looking these Days? ~ Celebrity Body Gossip

Photograph: Kevin Perkins/Gaz Shirley, Pacificcoastnews.com.

All divorced folks go shopping for there landscaping together right? Well thats what hollywood does :)

Confused Tommy Lee Below

Here’s our “favorite” bad ass Tommy Lee sipping a little screwdriver bevy @ the Armani Exchange Music Lounge in Miami Beach, Fl. He’s snapped posing with pal DJ Aero. mmm…. chocolate. I feel a craving coming on!

Nice! Yep, here is Tommy Lee’s spit face. Open mouth, spew out garbage. He’s standing here at the opening of Cathouse in Las Vegas the other night with some no-name chick we will just refer to as ‘girl with Tommy Lee’. I have to know though, why is the chick smiling? You’d have to be really stupid to put up with that crap. If anyone standing beside ME pulled that vile stunt that is the LAST expression you’d see on my face, and if it was someone as lewd as Tommy Lee, trust me, it wouldn’t be pretty. And speaking of the Cathouse loungerie, Tommy and his date without a name appeared despite the lack of a previously confirmed celebrity host. The host? Mischa Barton. Well, she was supposed to be the smiling queen of the Cathouse that night, but due to her recent *alleged* DUI arrest where she was also found to be in possession of some drugs, the actress was forced to drop out of the appearance. So, Tommy Lee and his winning personality were one of the few celebs in attendance that evening. It looks like Mischa didn’t miss out on much!

Maybe you were too busy watching the skank dancing in her underwear to notice, but there was a little bit of hubballoo at the VMA’s the other night that involved some fist throwing. That’s right, the throwers in question were none other than Tommy Lee and Kid Rock and it has created a stir. So much so that Tommy Lee took it upon himself to try and explain his actions in his blog. If you can get past the astounding literary prowess, you can figure out from the horses’ mouth what really happened.

Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!”

Is it just me or is it almost impossible to find out the true dirt? Ok, he punched me, I punched him, we got kicked out. Enough said. That’s pretty much the gist here. If he dropped any more names, no one would have anywhere to walk. But between that and the class act vocab, it’s not difficult to see how easy it would be for anyone to get in a scuffle with this one.

Image: Splash

Here is Tommy Lee at an after-party celebrating P Diddy’s annual White Party at the Dune nightclub in Southampton. White Party, hence the attire. That’s not even what concerns me here. This pic was taken shortly after a rather grotesque incident involving lewd behavior on a banquette at the Dune. I guess he and his blond co-hort couldn’t quite wait to make it home, so they asked a hostess if they could do it on the table. She thought they were kidding (who wouldn’t) but away they went! And people are saying the folks in the uppity Hamptons are raising more than a few eyebrows from offense. But I have to say, I don’t think you need to live in the Hamptons to be offended by that kind of behavior, particularly when you know the name Tommy Lee is going to crop up at ANY moment.

Image: Splash

And here we have the oh-so charming Kimberley Stewart and Tommy Lee together again. Didn’t we tell you this one was on the backburner? Now the heat with them is cranked to max, and so is the barf-o-meter. This is them leaving the Courtney Love concert in L.A. What, is that a getaway car they are in? Ew, ick, puke, yukc. Let’s play that game, you know, “one of these things is uglier than the other”. Can you guess? I know, tough call.