No, no, this isn’t Eva caught reading Tony Parker’s text messages, this picture is what we call irony. When Eva was playing a fake crying scene during a fight with her husband on the set of Desperate Housewives. Because as you well knew, there is more to the story…and it ain’t as pretty as she is, even when she’s fake crying. Basketball bride Erin Marie Barry claims she hadn’t even heard that she was the other woman in Eva Longoria’s split from Tony Parker. Between struggling through a divorce, studying for law school, saving child abuse victims and who knows what else (would it kill her to knit some vests for orphaned pandas?), she just hasn’t had the time for such petty matters as the international sullying of her reputation. She’s now officially responded on her website, and she wants you to know she’s annoyed. And pissy. Don’t forget pissy.

“I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH TONY PARKER, nor did I ‘pursue’ Tony Parker. Unfortunately, because our divorces are occurring at the same time, great speculation has been cast on our friendship. My friendship with Tony Parker had nothing to do with the end of my marriage (which is painful enough without this added drama), and to assume that we had an affair is naïve, ridiculous, and completely misguided.”

Eva decided to divorce her husband of three years after she found hundreds of text messages between him and one of their friends, some of which were eyebrow-raisingly adult in nature. But whether or not that friend was Erin, who is currently divorcing San Antonio Spurs player Brent Barry, the basketball ex didn’t get into. She also noted that having to address the gossip was an “annoyance,” as she is a very busy lady who barely has time to answer all of her dirty text messages let alone respond to the gossip hounds.

“I am so busy with my children and law school studies that to take even a few moments out of my day to address this ludicrous issue is an annoyance. I only take the time to explain myself because apparently my silence, as a result of my indifference, has been construed as an admission of guilt. These are my words and this is the last you will hear from me on this subject because I have more important things to do.”

Ya! You know how those Sudokus pile up. Eva and Tony haven’t had nearly as much to say since Eva filed for divorce on November 17. Eva’s pal, Mario Lopez, had an update, saying she was “devastated” but “strong,” like someone in a Cher song. She was seen out for lunch with Tony at Santa Monica’s Shutters on the Beach, but nobody’s getting their hopes up. “It was just a friendly lunch to work out the details of the divorce,” a source told Us. Apparently sometimes a salad is just a salad. Aw. And I kind of had my hopes up there. *sigh*

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There have certainly been some whispers about the Parker-Longoria camp about to expect a little bambino sometimes in the near future. And with pregnant bellies being the latest accessory in Hollywood these days, it certainly wouldn’t be surprising. As Tony and Eva are seen here at an NBA playoff game recently, do you think they are talking about game strategy, or perhaps family strategy? Who knows? But Eva was recently spotted shopping at Ferragamo with her stylist Verdi, wearing a loose fitting sundress and clutching a large bag towards her belly and it had the sales ladies talking which ultimately led to yes, the rest of the world blabbing about it. In fact, the emphatic answer from the Longoria-Parker camp is that NO they are not expecting, nor will they be any time soon. Verdi, Eva’s stylist, claims to have first-hand knowledge on the topic. She says while she may not be Eva’s gyno, she has dressed the girl and no, no bumps for Eva right now. In terms of the Ferragamo shots, Verdi says that the handbag Eva was holding was one she had just bought. And I have to say, Eva certainly isn’t looking very pregnant, loose fitting dress or no, is she? But this is not the first time that Eva has had to deny these claims, as some people couldn’t help but notice she got a little puffy recently. She chalks it up to the Writer’s Strike 10, the 10 that she gained just from eating during the strike when she had nothing else to do. I gotta wonder, where did Eva put those 10 pounds? Is it just me? I don’t see it! However, I can’t help but wonder as well, when rumors start circulating, you know what happens next….

The lives of Eva Longoria and b-ball star husband, Tony Parker, are being interrupted as one of their wedding guests has come forward saying she and Tony had an affair. The affair was allegedly started AT the wedding through an exchange of phone numbers and continued afterward. The leak is a 26 year old model named Alexandra Paressant who says her ‘proof’ is that she knows intimate details about Eva and Tony, their sex life, and so on. Details like Eva doesn’t want to do certain sexual things, Eva thinks sperm gives acne, and that she doesn’t like certain positions. If this is PROOF of an affair, things are looser in Hollywood than I expected. However, even just a rumor is enough to cause stirs in marriages, so hopefully this one plays out all right for everyone. But who knows, this could just be another ‘gimme some money to shut up’ kind of things. So hard to say, but once again, time will certainly reveal all in due time.

Source: The Sun