If I had to pick one person that shouldn’t be caught dead in this getup at the Pussycat Dolls lounge, yup, you guessed it, it would be Tori Spelling. When is someone going to tell her that her glory days ended when everyone went to college in 90210? How LONG ago was that? But here she is hosting the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls Lounge, and if you saw her reality show at ALL, you would know it’s because the girl needs cash and thus will do just about anything to get it. And that means, discussing your husband, having a baby, oh and yes, masturbation in front of a group of strangers who probably need to Google you when they get home ‘cuz they don’t know who the heck you are. Yes, it’s my Saturday night dream, listening to Tori Spelling gush about masturbation. But, who DOESN’T wish they could spend every night out in this fashion??

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Tori Spelling gushed to Us Weekly that:

“I’ve wanted a baby ever since I was 6 and saw a woman give birth on a soap opera!” Spelling shares. “But when I met Dean, it took on a whole new meaning: I wanted to create something that is part me, part him and totally created out of love.”

What a beautiful baby! The middle pic is of little Liam snuggling up to the family’s pug, Mimi LaRue, but mom says she’s still hesitant to let her baby around others.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott welcomed a baby boy, Liam, into the world on Tuesday. Tori gave birth @ the Mount Sinai hospital in Los Angeles. According to the couple’s rep., the baby weighed 6 lbs., 6 oz.

“Words can’t describe the joy and elation I feel at this truly happy event,” Candy tells PEOPLE exclusively. hmm… have they really reconciled or is this an attempt at good publicity. For the baby’s sake, I hope that it’s the truth!