Here is Brody Jenner with his latest fling thing. My word, this boy is quite the player, isn’t he? Was it just a second ago when he was breaking up with Cora Skinner? Don’t know who this new one is, we’ll call her ummm, NOT Lauren Conrad, and NOT Cora Skinner, shall we? This star from ‘The Hills’ was spotted hanging all over this new girl and all her leggy glory as they were spotted dining in Beverly Hills, CA just recently. Go figure. She looks smart, though, doesn’t she?

Well, you know what they say, it’s not what you know, it’s WHO you know. For Stephanie Pratt, having Spencer Pratt as a brother is coming in handy. Now she’s been slated to be featured in a few episodes of the upcoming season of The Hills. Stephanie will be playing one of Lauren’s rivals, which may be rather easy for her as Stephanie has a bit of a bad girl reputation as you can see here from a mug shot that comes out of her criminal past. But that’s not all about Stephanie’s checkered past. The girl has succumbed to the Hollywood mantra of ‘when not famous enough, make a sex tape’ and hope for the best.

There IS a stephanie pratt sex tape. i met stephanie in miami just a few weeks after spencer started on the hills and she was bragging about how her brother was on tv and i didn’t give a shit, but i was like “damn that girl is hot!!!” so i took her back to my place and we had a little fun for the camera. and i think it’s funny that her brother was talking shit about lauren’s vaj, because his sister has a gross mole on hers. it’s the size of my thumb and it has little hairs in it. you can see it in the tape. am currently talking to video agencies to decide where to sell it now that hse’s on the hills but wanted to let u know. ~Evil Beet

When are these D lister celebs going to get it that we really don’t care what they do behind closed doors, and we CERTAINLY don’t want to see it.

“Bling, bling! Elodie spies Heidi’s engagement ring from across the room at work.”

“Brody still can’t believe that Spencer’s getting married.”

“At Teen Vogue, Lauren’s not looking forward to playing third wheel to Audrina and Justin Bobby.”

“Justin tries impressing Lauren with a king-sized belch. Audrina’s guy makes some rude comments, and Lauren’s turned off.”

“Getting ice cream with Lo, Lauren admits she’s in a bit of a rut.”

“Spence brings home another one of his fun surprises for Heidi — this time in the form of an old-school arcade game. Although Spencer is furious when he comes home to Heidi painting over the mural, he ends up finishing the job for her.” ~ MTV

All in all a pretty DULL episode. Oh well, I’ll keep my fingers crossed for the next one!

If you were in the Bahamas last weekend, that carousing you may have been hearing across the island was just Brody Jenner and his buddy Frankie Delgado making the most of some R & R time. On August 10th Brody Jenner hosted a huge bash at Aura Nightclub at Atlantis, Paradise Island in Nassau Bahamas and took Frankie Delgado with him. And just in case your uh, invitation got lost in the mail, you can still catch them on The Hills. Last night both of these cuties appeared in the season premiere of The Hills making young lady viewers across the nation VERY happy.

Season 3 of The Hills premiered last night and the drama was so fabulously scandalous that it pulled you right in! It started with Lauren dishing to Whitney about how Spencer and Heidi, we’ll call them Speidi, started vicious rumours about her over the Internet.

The rumours circulated earlier this summer about an alledge sex tape of her and ex-BF Jason. Outrageous, what a bad ex-BFF! The rumours had reached Laguna Beach and LC’s mom actually called to ask her about it. That’s how Lauren found out! Brutal. Also, at Teen Vogue, Whitney got the job and is now Lauren’s boss.

So ya, Speidi were having a house-warming party and Heidi had the nerve to show up @ EPIC Records, where Audrina works, to hand out invites for her and Lauren. Needless to say, the girls plus Whitney were a no show. Instead, they partyed it up at Les Deux. However, the next night was Frankie Delgado’s bday party @ Les Deux and the two met up for a full on fight!

Read more about The Hills Season 3 Episodes 1 & 2 after the jump!

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Just to get you all in the mood, take a peek @ the trailer for the third season of The Hills. OMG… only ten days until it airs :) I’ve already started the countdown and can’t wait to watch it!