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Photograph: Andy Johnstone/Matt Symons/ PacificCoastNews.com

Audrina Patridge attempts to (oops) gracefully exit a car. ‘The Hills’ star was driven to a photo shoot at a Beverly Hills residence in a white Cadillac Escalade. Audrina tried hard not to expose too much of herself when she jumped out but ended up flashing her underwear. Patridge laughed it off with her friend.

Mental note to self, when wearing a short skirt, do not bring knees up to the chest…Do we really need to say that out loud? Maybe we need to say it out loud for Tara Reid, as this may well be her first claim to fame in the world of the up-skirt peeks. Tara gave the camera, and thus the world, a nice shot of her tighty whities here on a night out partying in London. To her defense, it really must be hard to be crouching in and out of those limos with teensy skirts and high heels and everything else. Awwww…the life of a celebrity. So many limos, so little skirts…you have to know it’s going to happen some time. On the flip side, she’s looking pretty sharp otherwise. I am loving the new cropped do. It’s VERY Posh. And her obvious sense of class just never seems to go unnoticed, does it?

Leelee Sobieski was snapped with her skirt up while arriving @ Goa nightclub Thursday night in Hollywood, California. The good news is that she didn’t pull a Paris because she was wearing underwear! Yep, those pink ones saved the day for Leelee, but don’t you think that her exit was a little em unlady-like? Don’t they teach you how to exit a car with a skirt on once you’ve reached a level of famousness? Well, if they don’t, they should. Proper etiquette is always appreciated… unless you live to post up-skirts like we do!

Well I am not too sure what Jordan, aka Katie Price, is supposed to be here for Halloween, maybe some kind of sleazy beat street cop or something? Hard to say. From the waist up it almost looks like Jordan is dressed fairly decently for the first time in well, I can’t really remember when. But she seemed to forget that when you are wearing a skirt the size of a handkerchief, that perhaps panties in fluorescent shades may not be the best option for you. When out enjoying some Halloween festivities, Jordan was caught with her skirt up to put it one way but she doesn’t seem to notice, or care. There’s that too much information alarm going again….